* The Florist couldn't find your house, did you move?
* I sent a candygram. Someone must have eaten it.
* The Hallmark Store was closed, and I didn't want to send less than the best.
* I sent an e-mail card. You never got it? AOL must have messed up again!
* I left a message on your answering machine to meet me for dinner. Where were you?
* I didn't know you liked jewelry.
* I thought Saint Valentine's Day was a Catholic holy Day.
* Your mailman must have been shot in a Post Office Massacre.
* I thought we would do something different this year.
* I thought it would mean I was making a commitment.
* You didn't remind me!
ok...I'll stop now!
DD
DDSoWal Expertgrapevine, tx. /On the road to SoWal23,871 postsJoined View profileMessageSoWal Expert
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10Allifunn
AllifunnFunnChef - AlisonCooks.comSt Petersburg13,635 postsJoined View profileMessageFunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
* You didn't remind me!
the best!!! 😀 😀 MEN sheesh such babies.... :clap_1:
the best!!! 😀 😀 MEN sheesh such babies.... :clap_1:
DD
DDSoWal Expertgrapevine, tx. /On the road to SoWal23,871 postsJoined View profileMessageSoWal ExpertAuthor
I've actually heard one of them...
"I didn't know you liked jewelry" :bang:
"I didn't know you liked jewelry" :bang:
Allifunn
AllifunnFunnChef - AlisonCooks.comSt Petersburg13,635 postsJoined View profileMessageFunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
I've actually heard one of them...DUUUUUH scuse me???? :idontno: not like jewlery???? :blink:
"I didn't know you liked jewelry" :bang:
DD
DDSoWal Expertgrapevine, tx. /On the road to SoWal23,871 postsJoined View profileMessageSoWal ExpertAuthor
DUUUUUH scuse me???? :idontno: not like jewlery???? :blink:
I KNOW!
I won't say which of my husbands said that.. ;-)
audie
audiefartblossom10,946 postsJoined View profileMessagefartblossom
I KNOW!
I won't say which of my husbands said that.. ;-)
it should be an ex with a statement like that ! ;-)
DD
DDSoWal Expertgrapevine, tx. /On the road to SoWal23,871 postsJoined View profileMessageSoWal ExpertAuthor
it should be an ex with a statement like that ! ;-)
Bingo!
Miss Kitty
Miss KittyMeow47,011 postsJoined View profileMessageMeow
Your conversation after the initial joke was even funnier!!! :funn:
DD
DDSoWal Expertgrapevine, tx. /On the road to SoWal23,871 postsJoined View profileMessageSoWal ExpertAuthor
Your conversation after the initial joke was even funnier!!! :funn:
Sometimes real life is funnier :rolling: than fiction! (although I wasn't too amused at the time!)
DTinTexas
DTinTexasBeach LoverPlano, TX124 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach Lover
My EX-husband totally forgot my birthday one year. Believe it or not his birthday was the day before mine!
DTinTX
DTinTX
DD
DDSoWal Expertgrapevine, tx. /On the road to SoWal23,871 postsJoined View profileMessageSoWal ExpertAuthor
My EX-husband totally forgot my birthday one year. Believe it or not his birthday was the day before mine!
DTinTX
Thus, EX!
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