Feng Shui

Mermaid,

Believe it or not we studied Feng Shui in school. I haven't come across many, if any, requests for Feng Shui principles in any design work since but I am aware that this is quite common in areas of the country with a large ethnic Chinese population.

It has been a few years since I looked at it, you will have to give all a quick lesson.

Mermaid,

Believe it or not we studied Feng Shui in school. I haven't come across many, if any, requests for Feng Shui principles in any design work since but I am aware that this is quite common in areas of the country with a large ethnic Chinese population.

It has been a few years since I looked at it, you will have to give all a quick lesson.

This will be funn Uncle Timmy! We will all be fungin' and schwayin'!!! Bring it on, Mermy!

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This will be funn Uncle Timmy! We will all be fungin' and schwayin'!!! Bring it on, Mermy!

So I understand you're offering live demonstrations of the Mermy Feng Shui Sashay at the Darg residence later this month?

So I understand you're offering live demonstrations of the Mermy Feng Shui Sashay at the Darg residence later this month?

As I said, bring on your bad feng Shui self! But it sounds like it is going to be hard to find a night with nothing else going on !!! The fungin' schwayin' may have to wait until spring break or the summer....

I need to go to sleep. Is it good feng shui if I am facing my bedroom door? Is it bad feng shui that I sit at the computer, facing a wall? What does feng shui say about exterior holiday illumination? So many questions- my head is spinning...

This will be funn Uncle Timmy! We will all be fungin' and schwayin'!!! Bring it on, Mermy!

That's hilarious! :funn: :clap_1:

That's hilarious! :funn: :clap_1:

I totally agree!!! OMG...Mermy is having another one of her madcap moments!!!! I do agree about the decluttering. I get inspired everytime I get back from the beach...because like BR, having a place with no junk is so peaceful for the soul.

That's hilarious! :funn: :clap_1:

Mermy's House of Feng Shui! God don't ya' just her!!!

:funn: Try not to be Li Qi when you're fenging and shuing.

:funn: Try not to be Li Qi when you're fenging and shuing.

Leaky?

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This will be funn Uncle Timmy! We will all be fungin' and schwayin'!!! Bring it on, Mermy!

Like I said, last time I did any Feng Shui I was in college. Oddly enough, last time I did any fungin' and schwayin' I was also in college, and under the influence.

As I said, bring on your bad feng Shui self! But it sounds like it is going to be hard to find a night with nothing else going on !!! The fungin' schwayin' may have to wait until spring break or the summer....

I need to go to sleep. Is it good feng shui if I am facing my bedroom door? Is it bad feng shui that I sit at the computer, facing a wall? What does feng shui say about exterior holiday illumination? So many questions- my head is spinning...

You're about ready to give me a heart attack. If you have that bed lined up with the door, move it RIGHT NOW. It's the coffin position, thus named because the Chinese carry their dead out feet first. Since I have every intention of fenging and shuing with you on New Years, you'd better get hopping. Shift that bed over a few degrees, will you, so I can breathe normally?

Like I said, last time I did any Feng Shui I was in college. Oddly enough, last time I did any fungin' and schwayin' I was also in college, and under the influence.

Sounds like a challenge! You better hide over the holidays- you will be a feng shui target now!

You're about ready to give me a heart attack. If you have that bed lined up with the door, move it RIGHT NOW. It's the coffin position, thus named because the Chinese carry their dead out feet first. Since I have every intention of fenging and shuing with you on New Years, you'd better get hopping. Shift that bed over a few degrees, will you, so I can breathe normally?

Dammit! No wonder I was sleeping so soundly!!:shock:
Did you move your bed? You are in coffin position too!

Leaky?

Li Qi is a term for numerology in Feng Shui.

I assumed there would be alcohol involved in Fungin and Schwaying. ;-)

Mermy's new job- Feng Shwayer for the monkeys!!!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070213/ap_on_fe_st/feng_shui_zoo

Mermy's new job- Feng Shwayer for the monkeys!!!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070213/ap_on_fe_st/feng_shui_zoo

That's hysterical.... This is my favorite part:

"It's very experimental," Mainini said. "We don't have any books on feng shui for monkeys. We just have to assume that Darwin is correct and that there is a connection and what is good for humans is good for monkeys."

That's hysterical.... This is my favorite part:

"It's very experimental," Mainini said. "We don't have any books on feng shui for monkeys. We just have to assume that Darwin is correct and that there is a connection and what is good for humans is good for monkeys."

Yeah, monkey see, monkey do. They should throw the textbooks at the monkeys! :roll:

Yeah, monkey see, monkey do. They should throw the textbooks at the monkeys! :roll:

Did you notice that the feng shui expert was paid $4500?? I think you should call the Indy Zoo!!

BTW- did you ever get a replacement bumper sticker?

Did you notice that the feng shui expert was paid $4500?? I think you should call the Indy Zoo!!

BTW- did you ever get a replacement bumper sticker?

That feng shui expert must have been an architect as well because it doesn't take that kind of money to figure out what goes where (or maybe I'm missing out on something ).

No SoWal sticker for the car that replaced the Dearly Departed Durango nor is it going to have one either, at least not until we drive down to SoWal to get it!!! I want to be IN SoWal when we christen the new car.

That feng shui expert must have been an architect as well because it doesn't take that kind of money to figure out what goes where (or maybe I'm missing out on something ).

No SoWal sticker for the car that replaced the Dearly Departed Durango nor is it going to have one either, at least not until we drive down to SoWal to get it!!! I want to be IN SoWal when we christen the new car.

I think jdarg meant your Feng Shui bumper sticker.

I think jdarg meant your Feng Shui bumper sticker.

Oops, you're right. Nice to know that although I know my feng shui, SoWal will always come first.