The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER:Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS:Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Wow, you sure look good in brown!
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE:Here, have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's my paycheck.
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.
13 Things PMS Stands For:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4 Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweat pants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
and my favorite one
13. Potential Murder Suspect
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Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
How convenient that you posted this Sminling JOe...as of today I am no longer single.
DO TELL BSMART.
SoWal ExpertAuthor
How convenient that you posted this Sminling JOe...as of today I am no longer single.:shock:
SoWal Insider
spill it bsmart.SJ, I had a good laugh over that list. Hubby had a four-day "business trip" to San Francisco. Said he'd probably go a day early and go to wine country. I told him that I would change the locks unless he did two things: a) ship home a bunch of wine that I can begin guzzling in about a month after the baby is born and b) bring me chocolate.
The wine is in transit. Hubby himself arrived home this morning and got about 5 feet into the door before he pulled out a big box of See's Candies and handed it over. Smart man. :clap_1:
SoWal Insider
How convenient that you posted this Sminling JOe...as of today I am no longer single.
well.......let's hear about this. 
brain
My last undergrad semester at UGA I met a gal named Cassidy. She and I had dinner a few times, went out for ice cream and walked the park a few times. After graduation we lost touch and I no longer had her contact as she had changed her cell number. She is now working as a realtor in Atlanta, and by some strange turn of events a few weeks ago I saw her ad in a real estate book lying in my dentists office. I emailed her. We saw each other at the GA game a few weeks ago, and have gone out a few times. Now we are officially dating, and I hope it progresses into more. I am crazy about this girl. She is everything...beautiful, loves to travel, and is very smart and sophisticated, but knows when to have a good laugh and a good time. She laughs at everything I say. I need to go jump on Oprah's couch.
Beach Fanatic
Kiss my A$$! You think you are funny????I've found that cowering in a corner in the fetal position works best during "that time". However, I have often wondered why it is called "that time of the month"? A more appropriate term would be "that time of day."
Pass My freakin' sweatpants or I will kill you.
;-)
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SoWal Insider
My last undergrad semester at UGA I met a gal named Cassidy. She and I had dinner a few times, went out for ice cream and walked the park a few times. After graduation we lost touch and I no longer had her contact as she had changed her cell number. She is now working as a realtor in Atlanta, and by some strange turn of events a few weeks ago I saw her ad in a real estate book lying in my dentists office. I emailed her. We saw each other at the GA game a few weeks ago, and have gone out a few times. Now we are officially dating, and I hope it progresses into more. I am crazy about this girl. She is everything...beautiful, loves to travel, and is very smart and sophisticated, but knows when to have a good laugh and a good time. She laughs at everything I say. I need to go jump on Oprah's couch.
Good for you! :clap_1: She sounds like a terrific girl bs. Keep us all posted.
Beach Fanatic
Was that Kimmi's heart I just heard falling?
SoWal Insider
bsmart is bsmitten! Coolness. Keep us posted, we want to know everything.
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