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audie avatar
audiefartblossom
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there are some people here in our area of the beach, we'll call them the clampitts. they are letting their kids run all over the dunes where the owners have installed tubes, walls or whatever they chose. how can i politely tell these rednecks that they need to harness their children ? the lady who owns the house next door bought yellow caution tape and private property signs and put them all over her area because hers was the area the kids (and the adults no less) were running and sliding on. now they are moving over to our side and i am not gonna tolerate it, help ....

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Miss Kitty avatar
Miss KittyMeow
#2
"Hey You Stupid Little Rugrats, Get The F*%^ Off The Dunes And Go Tell Your Parents To Get Their Heads Out Of Their A$$es And Watch You!"

..."Oh And Have A Nice Day At The Beach!"
InletBchDweller avatar
InletBchDwellerSoWal Insider
#3
shoot some of those lightning bolts at them!!!:cool:

I dont know what to do...sorry....:idontno:
audie avatar
audiefartblossomAuthor
#4
"Hey You Stupid Little Rugrats, Get The F*%^ Off The Dunes And Go Tell Your Parents To Get Their Heads Out Of Their A$$es And Watch You!"

..."Oh And Have A Nice Day At The Beach!"

the parents were watching, and climbing along with the kids, and taking pictures ! but i may borrow your suggestion !
Ocean Lover avatar
Ocean Loverbean
#5
Audie, have you gone soft at the beach? Do what Miss Kitty says 😀 OR just go up to them and educate them a little. I bet they don't realize what they're doing. I know my kids would probably want to slide down the dunes to but if they knew that they were harming the environment I'm sure they would stay off.
audie avatar
audiefartblossomAuthor
#6
well i want to say these people are dumba$$es in a nice way, i don't want to make anyone upset on their vacation, but crikey, i'm gonna blow !
Smiling JOe avatar
Smiling JOeSoWal Expert
#7
Nothing a (Daisy Red Rider BB Gun) cannot handle. If you don't like guns, try a sling shot -- you can even use one of those big sling shots which shoots water balloons. I almost forgot, shoot the parents, not the kids. ;-)
DD avatar
DDSoWal Expert
#8
"Hey You Stupid Little Rugrats, Get The F*%^ Off The Dunes And Go Tell Your Parents To Get Their Heads Out Of Their A$$es And Watch You!"

..."Oh And Have A Nice Day At The Beach!"

Classic..:clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1:

Oh, and Audie...just do it ^^^^^
Allifunn avatar
AllifunnFunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
#9
well i want to say these people are dumba$$es in a nice way, i don't want to make anyone upset on their vacation, but crikey, i'm gonna blow !
get some SoWal law enforcement involved!
Allifunn avatar
AllifunnFunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
#10
Nothing a (Daisy Red Rider BB Gun) cannot handle. If you don't like guns, try a sling shot -- you can even use one of those big sling shots which shoots water balloons. I almost forgot, shoot the parents, not the kids. ;-)
SJ...why don't you borrow a uniform and scare the padukey out of them??????😀 😀
InletBchDweller avatar
InletBchDwellerSoWal Insider
#11
ohhh I just remembered that I have a bb hand gun, want it?? I wont hurt them too much:twisted: just let them think that it is dune flies!!!!
audie avatar
audiefartblossomAuthor
#12
we have named these people - this is what we do for entertainment. there is chester, bobby sue, billy sue, buck, walter wimpy, and granny roller ! plus the 4 inbreds
Allifunn avatar
AllifunnFunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
#13
we have named these people - this is what we do for entertainment. there is chester, bobby sue, billy sue, buck, walter wimpy, and granny roller ! plus the 4 inbreds
:floor: :floor: :floor: :lolabove:
John R avatar
John Rneeds to get out more
#14
Explain to them the situation with the dunes and natural vegetation. ask them not to ruin the dunes that you paid to renourish, with the justification that the dunes will be here for years if they're treated right. and it's illegal to run around on them.

jr
Allifunn avatar
AllifunnFunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
#15
Explain to them the situation with the dunes and natural vegetation. ask them not to ruin the dunes that you paid to renourish, with the justification that the dunes will be here for years if they're treated right. and it's illegal to run around on them.

jr
some how jr...I don't think it would have an effect on these people...:idontno:
Sheila avatar
SheilaSoWal Insider
#16
we have named these people - this is what we do for entertainment. there is chester, bobby sue, billy sue, buck, walter wimpy, and granny roller ! plus the 4 inbreds

For a price Tammy-Lee Cornhauler can be hired to do your dirty work! It will cost you a 24 pack of Miller Lite and I may find it necessary to sing a "Gretchen Wison" song or 2 to get them around! So far it's been a pretty powerful deterent for lots of stuff! Just call BR- 549 to book now!
DD avatar
DDSoWal Expert
#17
For a price Tammy-Lee Cornhauler can be hired to do your dirty work! It will cost you a 24 pack of Miller Lite and I may find it necessary to sing a "Gretchen Wison" song or 2 to get them around! So far it's been a pretty powerful deterent for lots of stuff! Just call BR- 549 to book now!

:floor: :floor:
InletBchDweller avatar
InletBchDwellerSoWal Insider
#18
Shoot Miller Lite Mr. IBD will do it for a 24 pack of Nat Light....

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no...seriously (((His favorite beer)))):shock:
QUOTE=gotothebeachmom]For a price Tammy-Lee Cornhauler can be hired to do your dirty work! It will cost you a 24 pack of Miller Lite and I may find it necessary to sing a "Gretchen Wison" song or 2 to get them around! So far it's been a pretty powerful deterent for lots of stuff! Just call BR- 549 to book now!
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Sheila avatar
SheilaSoWal Insider
#19
Shoot Miller Lite Mr. IBD will do it for a 24 pack of Nat Light....

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no...seriously (((His favorite beer)))):shock:
QUOTE=gotothebeachmom]For a price Tammy-Lee Cornhauler can be hired to do your dirty work! It will cost you a 24 pack of Miller Lite and I may find it necessary to sing a "Gretchen Wison" song or 2 to get them around! So far it's been a pretty powerful deterent for lots of stuff! Just call BR- 549 to book now!
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We need to talk! We should have talked Monday! Who knew?!? :idontno:
InletBchDweller avatar
InletBchDwellerSoWal Insider
#20
You must have not have noticed that her was drinking the pabst blue ribbon at Amore....:blink:
We need to talk! We should have talked Monday! Who knew?!? :idontno:[/QUOTE]

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