when I get pulled over by an officer who could have cited me for two violations, yet let me off with a warning.
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bean
...a good blonde joke.
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a newone.." She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.
The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."
If you're not sure what a 710 is Click Here
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a newone.." She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.
The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."
If you're not sure what a 710 is Click Here
Beach Fanatic
:funn:Beach Fanatic
reminds me gotta check my 710 ;-) Your neice is a doll baby too! Ain't they preciuos? Thanks ya'll!
They both have 
unique names too. 
Can't wait til we can come to the beach together again. :leaving: 
SoWal Insider
That's my neice and she's a blue eyed babe.;-) She's almost 16 months and talking up a storm. She keeps us entertained for sure.
What a doll baby! They are sure better entertainment than anything I can think of. 
SoWal Expert
Long weekends and trips to Crab Island!
bean
Rusty trucks and sandy floors.;-)
Beach Fanatic
Smart witty people who can make me laugh until my sides hurt
Beach Fanatic
having sowal to look at while I am stuck in the Tampa airport waiting for my flight to head home
SoWal Expert
Super sweet corn from Mr. Cotton's stand on 331 in Freeport. The peaches are out of this world as well. I bought some tomatoes, but tonight we ate a wonderful Creole tomato courtesy of Punz and Skunky!
Beach Fanatic
Sounds yummy Punz!!!!
SoWal Insider
That Gypsea was nice enough to share the Vic Secrets special promo. Fu-bar Funn and I both got ours on Thursday. It was like an extra birthday gift.
It was like an extra birthday gift. SoWal Expert
...that the Tooth Fairy is visiting Kate for the first time tonight!!!
SoWal Insider
that was one tough toothie! I thought it was a goner week before last. Will the tooth fairy find a special dish to leave the tooth bounty in?SoWal Expert
The tooth has been placed in the special dish and now the Tooth Fairy is going to ask for a small loan from her son, or Kate will receive a twenty for a very tiny tooth.
SoWal Insider
Super sweet corn from Mr. Cotton's stand on 331 in Freeport. The peaches are out of this world as well. I bought some tomatoes, but tonight we ate a wonderful Creole tomato courtesy of Punz and Skunky!hmmmmmmmmm, wonder if my order got filled???
...that the Tooth Fairy is visiting Kate for the first time tonight!!!
little ibd wants hers out soooooo bad, we tugged but it is just not ready....SoWal Insider
The tooth has been placed in the special dish and now the Tooth Fairy is going to ask for a small loan from her son, or Kate will receive a twenty for a very tiny tooth.
I hope you can float a loan. Setting a precedent on the first one is tough.
Meow
...that the Tooth Fairy is visiting Kate for the first time tonight!!!
...awesome!! Sure wish I had a pic of that cute mouth minus the tooth. Or, did two teeth come out? 
Beach Fanatic
...that the Tooth Fairy is visiting Kate for the first time tonight!!!
Funn memories.One year my assistant had to write a note as to why the Tooth Fairy did not leave money under my daughter's pillow.
Daughter did not tell parents she lost a tooth.
Wanted to surprise the fairy.SoWal Expert
One year my assistant had to write a note as to why the Tooth Fairy did not leave money under my daughter's pillow.
That is funny!
Hey Kitty- she just lost the one, it will be another week or so onthe other. She hasn't stopped sticking her tongue through the opening....:roll: looks a little weird to walk around that way!
Beach Fanatic
Super sweet corn from Mr. Cotton's stand on 331 in Freeport. The peaches are out of this world as well. I bought some tomatoes, but tonight we ate a wonderful Creole tomato courtesy of Punz and Skunky!
peaches and maters...yumyumyum
Oooh, cute bebee on your 'tar gtbmom
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I did that one year to see if the Tooth Fairy was real. Turns out, the Tooth Fairy didn't leave me a thing, and then I knew it was my Mom. :shock: She still has a pill bottle filled with our teeth.
One year my assistant had to write a note as to why the Tooth Fairy did not leave money under my daughter's pillow.
beats on hood
...that the Tooth Fairy is visiting Kate for the first time tonight!!!I know that she must have been excited. How cute!
SoWal Expert
I did that one year to see if the Tooth Fairy was real. Turns out, the Tooth Fairy didn't leave me a thing, and then I knew it was my Mom. :shock: She still has a pill bottle filled with our teeth.
Of course!
I need to start a new pill bottle for Kate. :roll:
Beach Fanatic
That is funny!
Yes, that is the kind of child she is....always thinking.
I did that one year to see if the Tooth Fairy was real. Turns out, the Tooth Fairy didn't leave me a thing, and then I knew it was my Mom. :shock: She still has a pill bottle filled with our teeth.
It seems odd, but a collection of teeth from one person makes a great science fair project. One child I know used her teeth to show which colas are the most damaging on teeth. Can you guess which one is the worst?
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Sun-Drop
Beach Comber
Yeah....if only there were more officers that would do that these days....
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