Is Sowal Ready for Full time Yankees?

[Mermaid]

This seems like a very sound business proposition that I think you and MANgo should follow through on, stat!!! Waste no time!

 

[hnooe]

Great!!

Having been born and raised in the NY/NJ metro area you'll have to make a few changes, know a few new things...such as:

1. There is no such thing as doing anything "in a Sowal" minute. (more like in a Sowal day!).

2. The water next to 30A is the "gulf," not the "shore."

3. If some asked you to "crack" the window, they want you to open it slightly, not break it.

You'all c'mon

 

[scooterbug44]

Mango, c'mon down!

We'll have lots of ironing waiting for you!!!

 

[tistheseason]

Great!!



2. The water next to 30A is the "gulf," not the "shore."


You'all c'mon

And there is a difference!

In order to move to the South: You must also add "fixin" and "fer" to your vocabulary. I was out of college before I learned that fixin wasn't the propper way to say "about to" as in I'm fixin to go to the store, or I'm fixin to cook dinner. The first time someone made fun of me -- I couldn't understand why he was laughing. And it was several years latter that I learned that I was mispronouncing "for". And now that I've noticed it, everyone around me is mispronouncing it too!

 

[DD]

Here's a little tutorial to get you started:

How to talk native SOUTHERN in one easy lesson

Aig - What a hen lays

Aints - He's got aints in his paints

Paints - What cha put on your laigs of a mornin

Arn - Ma's tard of arnin

Bag - He bagged her to marry him

Bobbed - A bobbed wire fence

Bresh - He had a bresh with the law, and the law won.

Bub - the light bub burned out

Cheer - What you set in

Crick - A small stream

Clum - He sure clum that tree fastern any 'coon

Chiny - country over in Asia

Chuch duds - Sunday go-to-meetin clothes

Core - He got hisself a new Ford core

Cyow - Animal on Farm

Deppity - He helps out the shurf

Dribbed - He dribbed milk on his shirt

Dainz - Satidy night social

Ellum - A graceful tree

Fanger - What you put your rang on

Faince - Whats round the hawg lot

Far - What get the brandin arn hot

Furred - He got furred from his job

Flar - A rose is a purdy flar

Frash - Them aigs ain't frash

Furiners - All non-'bamans, or non-Texans

Further - Hits ten miles further to town

Grain - She was grain with envy

Hail - Where bad folks go

Hep - Poor George, he can't hep it, he was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

Hern - It aint hern, it's his'n

Hilbilly - People in the next county

Hollar - Whats between the hills

Hard - Got a brend new hard

hand Tar - His core blew a tar

Laymun - A sour fruit

Laig - Most folks have two of them

Lather - What you climb up

Liberry - Where you go to check out books for larnin

Mailk - what you get from cyows

Mere - What you see your self in

Minners - Live bait

Misrus - Married Woman

Nar - Opposite of wide

Nayk - Your head sets on it

Nup - No

Orrel - Them hinges need orrel

Ormy - What the sojers go in

Pank - A light red color

Parch - Sit out on the parch and watch the grass grow

Petition - What separate the rooms

Poke - A paper bag or sack

Pokey - What the shurf and deppity puts crimnals in Poke

Salit - A green vegetable

Puppet - What the preacher is in

Purdy - She is purdy as a pitcher

Purt near - Almost; he purt near caught that greased pig

Rang - You wear it on your fanger

Rut - That there tree sure has long ruts

Rah cheer - I was born rah cheer in town

Rainch - A big cow farm

Rat - Do it rat now!

Rench - Rench the soap yourself

Roont - She plum roont her shoes (there are variations of this)

Salary - A stringy vegetable

Soardeens - Small canned fish

Shar - A light rain

Gully Worsher - A medium heavy rain

Toad strangler - A heavy rain Sody

Pop - A soft drink

Sprang - Water out'n the ground

Shurf - The Shurf put Clem in jail

Storch - This here aprn has to much storch in it

Skeered - that plumb skeered me to death

Thanks - He shore thanks he's smart

Tho - Tho me the ball

Thoat - I shore got a sore thoat

War - A bobbed war fance

Worsh - Go worsh your face

Warter - What you worsh your face in

Yurp - A continent overseas

 

[aggieb]

this is awesome mangy. and i'm as green as kdw.

 

[Matt J]

You could start an ironing service!

Also DD you forgot the two most impotant (means it's necessary) words for sowal.

Nekkid = naked and up to no good!

 

[Mango]

You could start an ironing service!

Mangy Pressed Clothes.

That will go over real big.

OMG, my hiccups are acting up again. I haven't had hiccups like this since I was a kid.

 

[Matt J]

Mangy Pressed Clothes.

That will go over real big.

OMG, my hiccups are acting up again. I haven't had hiccups like this since I was a kid.

Offer the service for FREE

That oughta cure them.

 

[lucky13]

Well, us Yankees have invaded the Wewa end and have been well received. However, four weeks in and I'm sticking to my "you guys" rather than "ya'll."