Never ending story

They suspect that he and Ms. Palin at one time were holed up in Alaska together and looking at houses of top ranking syndicate members through a telescope atop a snowdrift.

Meanwhile the snowdrift has melted and they found all kinds of interesting things.

Meanwhile the snowdrift has melted and they found all kinds of interesting things.

Like the home of a Sasquatch w/ a note that read " Damn global warming and the glacier destroyed my home, so I've gone to visit my cousin the Skunkape in Florida."

Like the home of a Sasquatch w/ a note that read " Damn global warming and the glacier destroyed my home, so I've gone to visit my cousin the Skunkape in Florida."

Close up of a large mosquito siphoning blood from Palin's earlobe with a gradual fade in to some murky lake surrounded by sugar white sand dunes with hundreds of penguins flying through the air in a circular pattern resembling a cyclone. The birds were flying counterclockwise, a sure indicator that they had fully adaped to the ways of the northern hemisphere.

Closer observation determined determined that what was believed to be mosquitos, penguins, and birds flying counterclockwise, to be flying monkeys. Their eyes were blank and zombie-like erie droning chanting of "get Lucifer Sam, this clown is going down" could be heard from Sally's Backside to the Red Bar!