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617Beach Fanatic
Bwha haaaaaaaa
Umm...Let's see if I can remember.
I Will Survive
Strokin'
Follow Me - Uncle Kracker!..
Freebird
Sweet Home Alabama
I think that might be all.
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
what a sight to see!!! not to mention the sound...
Thank goodness everyone was drinking, maybe I sounded better to them!!!
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
Bwha haaaaaaaa
What?
You no likey? 
SoWal GuideAuthor
Thank goodness everyone was drinking, maybe I sounded better to them!!!
I'll bet you were incredibly great and hot for every single song!!! (in your mind at least... if you sang that many - you were on fire)
SoWal Expert
Umm...Let's see if I can remember.
I Will Survive
Strokin'
Follow Me - Uncle Kracker
Freebird
Sweet Home Alabama
I think that might be all.
I hoped you waved a lighter around for Freebird.
Beach Fanatic
ok, I know there is a thread on best Thanksgiving Recipes, however, I can think of little as boring as recipes. (Sorry, nothing personal, I just HATE to cook!!) This being said, I now am faced with a problem...the turkey I got is too big to fry!!( yes, my DH was going to fry the stupid thing!!) Now, I have to cook it, I , have to get the sh#% out of it and cook it!! How do I do that, I do have a turkey pan, but that is all!! It is a 20.75lb. turkey!! Do I cook it for days, hours, salt, pepper?!?! I just want to paint, not cook!!! I need quick, simple, ignorant cook advice. My parents will be here for a da@m turkey, HELP!!
SoWal Expert
ok, I know there is a thread on best Thanksgiving Recipes, however, I can think of little as boring as recipes. (Sorry, nothing personal, I just HATE to cook!!) This being said, I now am faced with a problem...the turkey I got is too big to fry!!( yes, my DH was going to fry the stupid thing!!) Now, I have to cook it, I , have to get the sh#% out of it and cook it!! How do I do that, I do have a turkey pan, but that is all!! It is a 20.75lb. turkey!! Do I cook it for days, hours, salt, pepper?!?! I just want to paint, not cook!!! I need quick, simple, ignorant cook advice. My parents will be here for a da@m turkey, HELP!!
Good grief- you bought a small pig! I think you will need a large bonfire in your yard.
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ok, I know there is a thread on best Thanksgiving Recipes, however, I can think of little as boring as recipes. (Sorry, nothing personal, I just HATE to cook!!) This being said, I now am faced with a problem...the turkey I got is too big to fry!!( yes, my DH was going to fry the stupid thing!!) Now, I have to cook it, I , have to get the sh#% out of it and cook it!! How do I do that, I do have a turkey pan, but that is all!! It is a 20.75lb. turkey!! Do I cook it for days, hours, salt, pepper?!?! I just want to paint, not cook!!! I need quick, simple, ignorant cook advice. My parents will be here for a da@m turkey, HELP!!
You might want to start a new thread for this one. Of course you know I have no advice:roll: Do you have a smoker?
You could smoke it overnight.SoWal Expert
ok update
- little ibd is over the funk
- i baked 2 batches of cookies and one pumpkin pie (yes JDarg i will bring you a piece to Daisys tommorow!!!)
- our fireplace went bezerk and filled the house with smoke last night. all the fire alarms were going off and my home smells like BBQ.
- i cant figure out how to post my desktop like john R. It is making me crazy, THE COMPUTER WILL NOT WIN!!!!
Fantastic pie, IBD. I didn't share either.
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here is a grilling recipe:
1 frozen turkey (12 lb.), thawed
3 Tbsp. oil
1/2 tsp. salt
1/2 tsp. pepper
2 Tbsp. fresh or 2 tsp. dried herbs, such as thyme, sage or rosemary
3 cups water
PREHEAT grill to medium-high heat. Remove neck and giblets from turkey. Rinse outside of turkey as well as inside the cavity; pat dry with paper towels. Tuck the wings under the back. Place turkey, breast side up, on roasting rack in large disposable aluminum foil pan.
RUB outside of turkey with oil. Season with salt and pepper. Sprinkle with herbs. Place pan on grate of grill. Add water to pan, then close the lid of the grill.
GRILL turkey 2 to 2-1/2 hours or until meat thermometer registers 180?F when inserted in the thickest part of the thigh and 170?F when inserted in the thickest part of the breast, adding additional water to the pan as needed to prevent the drippings from burning and to have enough liquid remaining in the pan after turkey is cooked for use in making gravy. Remove turkey from grill; let stand 15 to 20 minutes before carving. Meanwhile, use pan drippings to make gravy, if desired.
1 frozen turkey (12 lb.), thawed
3 Tbsp. oil
1/2 tsp. salt
1/2 tsp. pepper
2 Tbsp. fresh or 2 tsp. dried herbs, such as thyme, sage or rosemary
3 cups water
PREHEAT grill to medium-high heat. Remove neck and giblets from turkey. Rinse outside of turkey as well as inside the cavity; pat dry with paper towels. Tuck the wings under the back. Place turkey, breast side up, on roasting rack in large disposable aluminum foil pan.
RUB outside of turkey with oil. Season with salt and pepper. Sprinkle with herbs. Place pan on grate of grill. Add water to pan, then close the lid of the grill.
GRILL turkey 2 to 2-1/2 hours or until meat thermometer registers 180?F when inserted in the thickest part of the thigh and 170?F when inserted in the thickest part of the breast, adding additional water to the pan as needed to prevent the drippings from burning and to have enough liquid remaining in the pan after turkey is cooked for use in making gravy. Remove turkey from grill; let stand 15 to 20 minutes before carving. Meanwhile, use pan drippings to make gravy, if desired.
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found this info"
1 hour for every four lbs. @ 350 degrees.. 185 degrees internal temp. Let it stand for 20 minutes before carving. Five hours 30 minutes. Check your oven temp with an oven thermometer to make sure it's accurate
1 hour for every four lbs. @ 350 degrees.. 185 degrees internal temp. Let it stand for 20 minutes before carving. Five hours 30 minutes. Check your oven temp with an oven thermometer to make sure it's accurate
Beach Fanatic
You might want to start a new thread for this one. Of course you know I have no advice:roll: Do you have a smoker?if I start a new thread on this I may get too much advice that will throw my head into oblivion (SP??) I just need s.l.o.w...simple...advice...!!!
SoWal Insider
thawing advice....do you have time
For optimal safety, the turkey should be thawed in the refrigerator and it takes about twenty four hours for every five pounds of turkey. So if you have a twenty pound turkey you should start thawing four to five days before you’re going to prepare it.
For a faster thaw, a turkey can be placed in cold water, with a thaw rate of thirty minutes for every pound of turkey, or via the microwave per manufacturer’s instructions.
For optimal safety, the turkey should be thawed in the refrigerator and it takes about twenty four hours for every five pounds of turkey. So if you have a twenty pound turkey you should start thawing four to five days before you’re going to prepare it.
For a faster thaw, a turkey can be placed in cold water, with a thaw rate of thirty minutes for every pound of turkey, or via the microwave per manufacturer’s instructions.
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Beach Fanatic
Good grief- you bought a small pig! I think you will need a large bonfire in your yard.oink! oink!
Beach Fanatic
thawing advice....do you have timeit's fresh, not frozen!!
For optimal safety, the turkey should be thawed in the refrigerator and it takes about twenty four hours for every five pounds of turkey. So if you have a twenty pound turkey you should start thawing four to five days before you’re going to prepare it.
For a faster thaw, a turkey can be placed in cold water, with a thaw rate of thirty minutes for every pound of turkey, or via the microwave per manufacturer’s instructions.
SoWal Insider
it's fresh, not frozen!!Thank god! YOu would not have time to thaw that piggie!
SoWal Insider
this sound good!
This is the ultimate turkey lover's turkey?no bells and whistles, just a succulent bird with crispy skin and plenty of delicious gravy. It's also great for first-timers, since there's no fussing with brines or glazes and no stuffing the cavity. Plus, it's done in under 4 hours.
1 (16-lb) turkey at room temperature 1 hour, any feathers and quills removed with tweezers or needlenose pliers, and neck and giblets removed and reserved for another use if desired
1 tablespoon salt
1 3/4 teaspoons black pepper
2 cups water
7 to 8 cups turkey stock
1 stick (1/2 cup) unsalted butter
3/4 cup all-purpose flour
1 1/2 to 2 tablespoons cider vinegar
Special equipment: 2 small metal skewers; kitchen string; a 17- by 14-inch flameproof roasting pan with a flat rack; an instant-read thermometer; a 2-qt glass measuring cup
Make turkey:
Put oven rack in lowest position and preheat oven to 450?F. Rinse turkey inside and out, then pat dry. Sprinkle turkey cavities and skin with salt and pepper. Fold neck skin under body and secure with metal skewers, then tie drumsticks together with kitchen string and tuck wings under body.
Put turkey on rack in roasting pan. Add 1 cup water to pan and roast without basting, rotating pan halfway through roasting, until thermometer inserted into fleshy part of thighs (test both thighs; do not touch bones) registers 170?F, 2 1/4 to 2 3/4 hours.
Carefully tilt turkey so any juices from inside large cavity run into roasting pan, then transfer turkey to a platter, reserving juices in roasting pan. Let turkey stand, uncovered, 30 minutes (temperature of thigh meat will rise to 180?F).
Make gravy while turkey stands:
Pour pan juices through a fine-mesh sieve into measuring cup (do not clean roasting pan), then skim off and discard fat. (If using a fat separator, pour pan juices through sieve into separator and let stand until fat rises to top, 1 to 2 minutes. Carefully pour pan juices from separator into measure, discarding fat.)
Straddle roasting pan across 2 burners, then add remaining cup water and deglaze roasting pan by boiling over high heat, stirring and scraping up brown bits, 1 minute. Pour through sieve into measuring cup containing pan juices. Add enough turkey stock to pan juices to bring total to 8 cups (if stock is congealed, heat to liquefy).
Melt butter in a 4-quart heavy pot and stir in flour. Cook roux over moderate heat, whisking, 5 minutes. Add stock mixture in a stream, whisking constantly to prevent lumps, then bring to a boil, whisking occasionally. Stir in any turkey juices accumulated on platter and simmer 5 minutes. Season gravy with salt and pepper, then stir in cider vinegar (to taste).
Serves 12 (with leftovers).
Gourmet
This is the ultimate turkey lover's turkey?no bells and whistles, just a succulent bird with crispy skin and plenty of delicious gravy. It's also great for first-timers, since there's no fussing with brines or glazes and no stuffing the cavity. Plus, it's done in under 4 hours.
1 (16-lb) turkey at room temperature 1 hour, any feathers and quills removed with tweezers or needlenose pliers, and neck and giblets removed and reserved for another use if desired
1 tablespoon salt
1 3/4 teaspoons black pepper
2 cups water
7 to 8 cups turkey stock
1 stick (1/2 cup) unsalted butter
3/4 cup all-purpose flour
1 1/2 to 2 tablespoons cider vinegar
Special equipment: 2 small metal skewers; kitchen string; a 17- by 14-inch flameproof roasting pan with a flat rack; an instant-read thermometer; a 2-qt glass measuring cup
Make turkey:
Put oven rack in lowest position and preheat oven to 450?F. Rinse turkey inside and out, then pat dry. Sprinkle turkey cavities and skin with salt and pepper. Fold neck skin under body and secure with metal skewers, then tie drumsticks together with kitchen string and tuck wings under body.
Put turkey on rack in roasting pan. Add 1 cup water to pan and roast without basting, rotating pan halfway through roasting, until thermometer inserted into fleshy part of thighs (test both thighs; do not touch bones) registers 170?F, 2 1/4 to 2 3/4 hours.
Carefully tilt turkey so any juices from inside large cavity run into roasting pan, then transfer turkey to a platter, reserving juices in roasting pan. Let turkey stand, uncovered, 30 minutes (temperature of thigh meat will rise to 180?F).
Make gravy while turkey stands:
Pour pan juices through a fine-mesh sieve into measuring cup (do not clean roasting pan), then skim off and discard fat. (If using a fat separator, pour pan juices through sieve into separator and let stand until fat rises to top, 1 to 2 minutes. Carefully pour pan juices from separator into measure, discarding fat.)
Straddle roasting pan across 2 burners, then add remaining cup water and deglaze roasting pan by boiling over high heat, stirring and scraping up brown bits, 1 minute. Pour through sieve into measuring cup containing pan juices. Add enough turkey stock to pan juices to bring total to 8 cups (if stock is congealed, heat to liquefy).
Melt butter in a 4-quart heavy pot and stir in flour. Cook roux over moderate heat, whisking, 5 minutes. Add stock mixture in a stream, whisking constantly to prevent lumps, then bring to a boil, whisking occasionally. Stir in any turkey juices accumulated on platter and simmer 5 minutes. Season gravy with salt and pepper, then stir in cider vinegar (to taste).
Serves 12 (with leftovers).
Gourmet
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
Umm...Let's see if I can remember.I love all these songs
I Will Survive
Strokin'
Follow Me - Uncle Kracker
Freebird
Sweet Home Alabama
I think that might be all.
ok, I know there is a thread on best Thanksgiving Recipes, however, I can think of little as boring as recipes. (Sorry, nothing personal, I just HATE to cook!!) This being said, I now am faced with a problem...the turkey I got is too big to fry!!( yes, my DH was going to fry the stupid thing!!) Now, I have to cook it, I , have to get the sh#% out of it and cook it!! How do I do that, I do have a turkey pan, but that is all!! It is a 20.75lb. turkey!! Do I cook it for days, hours, salt, pepper?!?! I just want to paint, not cook!!! I need quick, simple, ignorant cook advice. My parents will be here for a da@m turkey, HELP!!BUY a new, small turkey and make the DH fry it!
Give the big one to 30-gAy, I am sure he has a whole group of orgasm organizers coming to his house for Thanksgiving!
:funn:Edited
Beach Fanatic
:funn: :funn: :funn: SoWal Insider
Allifunn may have the best idea!:clap_1:
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Look out! Tootsie Roll will become Frosty the Snowman very soon........
Beach Fanatic
I got a 12lb-er and DH got his job back!!:clap_1:
cracker
IBD just SoWalled Guhhwhanna!!!!:clap_1: Check it out in the photo gallery!
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just love coming home to
- full litter box
- s**t loads of crap mail
- suitcases to unpack
- BUT i can sowal again :clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1:
bean
just love coming home to
- full litter box
- s**t loads of crap mail
- suitcases to unpack
- BUT i can sowal again :clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1:
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