never mind

Ok....I was savin' this story for another time, but will tell you since you're so bored.
Thursday night, when I came home from the Texgent, I was only just a little tipsy, but I was really, really tired. So I come in the front door, and I see on the floor what I thought was a hairball the cats had coughed up, but upon closer inspection, after I blink a couple of times, I see that it is A DEAD MOUSE!!! And mr. dd's just sitting on the sofa watchin' tv as calmly as you please. I say..."why is there a DEAD MOUSE" on the floor?" He says, "WHAT!?" I say, "A DEAD MOUSE". He says..."holy sh*t"!
He jumps up, grabs a paper towel and picks it up and removes it. The whole scene was quite comical. Only thing we can figure is the cats outside killed it, and the dog brought it in. I'm just glad I didn't come in and step on the dang thing!

Did you have shoes on?

Did you have shoes on?

yes, thankfully!

OK, everyone is sitting upright sleeping, and their mouths are wide open including my husband.
I can have funn with this huh? :funn:

another funny story:

we were going to eat with my sis and her family (except the baby, she stayed with grandma cheryl) anyway, benton couldn't let mr audie out of his site for a minute, so he rode with us to go eat. we were driving along and he said "i smell something". i said i farted and he says in his cute little boy voice "well, please don't fart again ardra"

another funny story:

we were going to eat with my sis and her family (except the baby, she stayed with grandma cheryl) anyway, benton couldn't let mr audie out of his site for a minute, so he rode with us to go eat. we were driving along and he said "i smell something". i said i farted and he says in his cute little boy voice "well, please don't fart again ardra"

Corrupting that sweet child. :nono1:
When in a car, you always say that it was the car ahead of you.

OK, everyone is sitting upright sleeping, and their mouths are wide open including my husband.
I can have funn with this huh? :funn:

Ok....I was savin' this story for another time, but will tell you since you're so bored.
Thursday night, when I came home from the Texgent, I was only just a little tipsy, but I was really, really tired. So I come in the front door, and I see on the floor what I thought was a hairball the cats had coughed up, but upon closer inspection, after I blink a couple of times, I see that it is A DEAD MOUSE!!! And mr. dd's just sitting on the sofa watchin' tv as calmly as you please. I say..."why is there a DEAD MOUSE" on the floor?" He says, "WHAT!?" I say, "A DEAD MOUSE". He says..."holy sh*t"!
He jumps up, grabs a paper towel and picks it up and removes it. The whole scene was quite comical. Only thing we can figure is the cats outside killed it, and the dog brought it in. I'm just glad I didn't come in and step on the dang thing!

another funny story:

we were going to eat with my sis and her family (except the baby, she stayed with grandma cheryl) anyway, benton couldn't let mr audie out of his site for a minute, so he rode with us to go eat. we were driving along and he said "i smell something". i said i farted and he says in his cute little boy voice "well, please don't fart again ardra"

ya'll are killing me! :clap_1:

ya'll are killing me! :clap_1:

GOOD, I am not alone then.

GOOD, I am not alone then.

:funn: now would be a good time for you to start drinking heavily, telling raunchy jokes, pootin' (I just can't say fart online), cussin', smokin', and just having a good old time.

I just got home from the Mavs game where I sat politely while a woman talked my ear off.

Oh...and they were playing the Grizzlies from Memphis. They should be called the Manatees.

Today was my parent's 50th wedding anniversary. I called to wish them the best and ask what was on the menu in way of celebration and my mother said 'Oh, I'm just cleaning the bathroom."

Is this what happens after 50 years? Heaven help us!

(BTW, they're very happy together and the bathroom has always sparkled. )

Today was my parent's 50th wedding anniversary. I called to wish them the best and ask what was on the menu in way of celebration and my mother said 'Oh, I'm just cleaning the bathroom."

Is this what happens after 50 years? Heaven help us!

(BTW, they're very happy together and the bathroom has always sparkled. )

i guess as long as she is happy who are we to judge huh ?

(I just can't say fart online)

Yes, you can and you did (even if it was in parentheses!)

Yes, you can and you did (even if it was in parentheses!)

Yes, you can and you did (even if it was in parentheses!)

that's right linda - c'mon toots, everybody farts - don't be ashamed !

ok update

• little ibd is over the funk
• i baked 2 batches of cookies and one pumpkin pie (yes JDarg i will bring you a piece to Daisys tommorow!!!)
• our fireplace went bezerk and filled the house with smoke last night. all the fire alarms were going off and my home smells like BBQ.
• i cant figure out how to post my desktop like john R. It is making me crazy, THE COMPUTER WILL NOT WIN!!!!

glad to hear libd is better ! you might as well surrender to the computer, i did a long time ago. i will never win against it

ok update

• little ibd is over the funk
• i baked 2 batches of cookies and one pumpkin pie (yes JDarg i will bring you a piece to Daisys tommorow!!!)
• our fireplace went bezerk and filled the house with smoke last night. all the fire alarms were going off and my home smells like BBQ.
• i cant figure out how to post my desktop like john R. It is making me crazy, THE COMPUTER WILL NOT WIN!!!!

I'll trade you YOUR Ipod for a piece of pie!

that's right linda - c'mon toots, everybody farts - don't be ashamed !

one day spidey asked me very seriously if mama's ever "toot". I said no. :roll:

one day spidey asked me very seriously if mama's ever "toot". I said no. :roll:

liar liar pants on fire !!!;-)

liar liar pants on fire !!!;-)

am too.

I'll trade you YOUR Ipod for a piece of pie!

that is not fair but.......OK!!!

one day spidey asked me very seriously if mama's ever "toot". I said no. :roll:

you may want Dr. Skunky to check you out....

Here is what I was doing Saturday night. I was drowning my sorrow over our loss with many beers. It was a tough night. I went to a party after the game and sang Karokee. That made me feel better, because I and everyone else was laughing at me. Did I mention I can sing worth SH**. It didn't stop me from trying though!!!

Here is what I was doing Saturday night. I was drowning my sorrow over our loss with many beers. It was a tough night. I went to a party after the game and sang Karokee. That made me feel better, because I and everyone else was laughing at me. Did I mention I can sing worth SH**. It didn't stop me from trying though!!!

OK- what songs did you sing??

OK- what songs did you sing??

Umm...Let's see if I can remember.

I Will Survive
Strokin'
Follow Me - Uncle Kracker
Freebird
Sweet Home Alabama

I think that might be all.

Umm...Let's see if I can remember.

I Will Survive
Strokin'
Follow Me - Uncle Kracker
Freebird
Sweet Home Alabama

I think that might be all.

what a sight to see!!! not to mention the sound...