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Beachmom

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Sep 7, 2006
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ok, I know there is a thread on best Thanksgiving Recipes, however, I can think of little as boring as recipes. (Sorry, nothing personal, I just HATE to cook!!) This being said, I now am faced with a problem...the turkey I got is too big to fry!!( yes, my DH was going to fry the stupid thing!!) Now, I have to cook it, I , have to get the sh#% out of it and cook it!! How do I do that, I do have a turkey pan, but that is all!! It is a 20.75lb. turkey!! Do I cook it for days, hours, salt, pepper?!?! I just want to paint, not cook!!! I need quick, simple, ignorant cook advice. My parents will be here for a da@m turkey, HELP!!:bang: :bang: :bang:
 

Jdarg

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Feb 15, 2005
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ok, I know there is a thread on best Thanksgiving Recipes, however, I can think of little as boring as recipes. (Sorry, nothing personal, I just HATE to cook!!) This being said, I now am faced with a problem...the turkey I got is too big to fry!!( yes, my DH was going to fry the stupid thing!!) Now, I have to cook it, I , have to get the sh#% out of it and cook it!! How do I do that, I do have a turkey pan, but that is all!! It is a 20.75lb. turkey!! Do I cook it for days, hours, salt, pepper?!?! I just want to paint, not cook!!! I need quick, simple, ignorant cook advice. My parents will be here for a da@m turkey, HELP!!:bang: :bang: :bang:

Good grief- you bought a small pig! I think you will need a large bonfire in your yard.:blink:
 

Beachbummette

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Jul 16, 2005
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Birmingham and Watersound
ok, I know there is a thread on best Thanksgiving Recipes, however, I can think of little as boring as recipes. (Sorry, nothing personal, I just HATE to cook!!) This being said, I now am faced with a problem...the turkey I got is too big to fry!!( yes, my DH was going to fry the stupid thing!!) Now, I have to cook it, I , have to get the sh#% out of it and cook it!! How do I do that, I do have a turkey pan, but that is all!! It is a 20.75lb. turkey!! Do I cook it for days, hours, salt, pepper?!?! I just want to paint, not cook!!! I need quick, simple, ignorant cook advice. My parents will be here for a da@m turkey, HELP!!:bang: :bang: :bang:

You might want to start a new thread for this one. Of course you know I have no advice:roll: Do you have a smoker?:dunno: You could smoke it overnight.
 

Jdarg

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Feb 15, 2005
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ok update
  • little ibd is over the funk
  • i baked 2 batches of cookies and one pumpkin pie (yes JDarg i will bring you a piece to Daisys tommorow!!!)
  • our fireplace went bezerk and filled the house with smoke last night. all the fire alarms were going off and my home smells like BBQ.:bang:
  • i cant figure out how to post my desktop like john R. It is making me crazy, THE COMPUTER WILL NOT WIN!!!!:evil:

Fantastic pie, IBD. I didn't share either.:razz:
 
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