Why does the gay guy always have to come in with the solution? Play an unscented dryer sheet in the top of the hat, it'll stay there and if not use a safety pin or two.
That's why we love y'all so much!

Why does the gay guy always have to come in with the solution? Play an unscented dryer sheet in the top of the hat, it'll stay there and if not use a safety pin or two.

That helps with the static, but not the flat hair.
That's genetics, you're just pucked on that one.
Cold and dry weather makes it much worse smart arse!wow.
