Random Confessions

I thought "D the I" was the one trying to change the snake into a metaphor of a bad FB connection. Now I'm confused. Lynnie please straighten out the snake tale...

:funn:I was on track, or thought I was on track until the Swiffer entered the scene. That threw me a tad.

But, there must have been a real snake AND a snake in the grass if you hear me talkin'.

in bed at 9:30. :clap:party? let's do it.

A confessions party! I confess I stink at storytelling. Now YOU go!;-)

Cool, 20 min. to throw a funn party together. I've got some music going......need some wine. Who starts the confession are are there rules?:blink:

Very observant, Lynnie... but what kind of shoes is she wearing? If you can wear flip flops to the office, you got it made.;-)

Sometimes it's the only thing I wear to work.

Yeah, I am confused too. Should the snake reference be on the "Got Stood Up" thread? You don't have to be stood up to trash a bad date ya know.

Sometimes it's the only thing I wear to work.

With your skinny beef by product bikini? :floor:

With your skinny beef by product bikini? :floor:

Oh I hope it's not by product. I only wear grade A meat. ;-)

Douglas you cannot go to bed yet! I believe we have us a full fledged party taking place.

A partae on Sowal , cool. Virtual partae!!!!

Virtual Confessions of Virtual Sowallers Partay!

Douglas you cannot go to bed yet! I believe we have us a full fledged party taking place.

I do believe SWGB showing up in just flip flops would designate this as a full fledged party.... lol

Be careful partaking of any jerky related appetizers though! :lol:

Virtual Confessions of Virtual Sowallers Partay!

Virtually love that!

I do believe SWGB showing up in just flip flops would designate this as a full fledged party.... lol

Be careful partaking of any jerky related appetizers though! :lol:

I'd have preferred him showing up in snakeskin cowboy boots, thank you very much! Oh and I was concerned with his jerky and bacon wrapped scallop appetizer plate he brought.

Hmmmm...a man in cowboy boots....with clothing of course.

I'd have preferred him showing up in snakeskin cowboy boots, thank you very much!

That must have been one BIG snake out by your car! No wonder you took such a high tech weapon out with you! 😱

I confess it's most tricky to swiff snakes in simply flip flops...I'm just "biting my time " until I come up with sumpthin' funny...comedy can be damned slippery...:idontno:

LVT...have another drink..........

this is a grayt V Partae!!!!

I confess it's most tricky to swiff snakes in simply flip flops...I'm just "biting my time " until I come up with sumpthin' funny...comedy can be damned slippery...:idontno:

:funn:It is a great virtual visual. Miss Chill Pill, briefbag, beach bag, we still don't know the shoes and a modern broom/mop thingy as her weapon. That is a classic confession.

:funn:

my confession. i need another beer.

...Mas Tequila!!! (virtually, of course) Is SW still briefing us on the status of his flip flop? (I can't believe i said that...) Maybe I've had too much (virtually, of course):floor::floor::floor:

I bet that pesky snake is trembling in fear for its life this very moment....probably also in fear of becoming an accessory for SWGB. I bet snakeskin cowboy boots would look great with his jerky bikini! 😉

I confess I am a tequilla sippa

I confess I am sleepy. Thank you for the party Ms. Chill Pill! You can update me tomorrow with all of the stories of the utter debauchery that will inevitably ensue after I leave! lol Nite nites! :wave:

Ya know ya can't sip it... just throw it back and grinn.....😀😀😀

I confess I am sleepy. Thank you for the party Ms. Chill Pill! You can update me tomorrow with all of the stories of the utter debauchery that will inevitably ensue after I leave! lol Nite nites! :wave:

Nighty Night Douglas! Thanks for partying tonight! I'm going to crawl into bed soon too. I cannot imagine this thread slipping into strange territory, well with snakes, beef jerky underwear appetizers and naked men in cowboy boots having already been covered. Nope it should be just fine.