Ever since I saw the "friendly" creature at the bottom of the stairs near my car, I carry my Swiffer Sweeper with me when I leave the house. Purse, briefcase, beachbag, Swiffer Sweeper.
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693SoWal Insider
Well, we starting dating again....but I have come to the conclusion that there is not enough chemistry to keep things going. I need a certain sparkle of magic that isn't there anymore. I need a woman who can cast a spell on me... ;-)
Edit:Woot, six pages now!
Well, according to my Ex, I put a Hex on him.
Not sure if that's the same thang or not. I agree, sparkles are groovy~~~~~~~~
Beach FanaticAuthor
Whats going on down here in the basement kids?! Did someone call upon some magical witch powers?
Whooooo hoooooooooooo six pages of complete silly fun!!
Whooooo hoooooooooooo six pages of complete silly fun!!
Beach Fanatic
Whats going on down here in the basement kids?! Did someone call upon some magical witch powers?
Whooooo hoooooooooooo six pages of complete silly fun!!
Your not going to start yelling at us in french are you?! hehe
Yep, I was attempting to summon someone with magical witch powers...alas, it seems a forgotten art.

Congrats on a kick butt thread Chill! Six pages is impressive!!
Beach FanaticAuthor
Lynnie bring Raw Turquoise Man and Skinny White Chick to the tent when you are ready. I believe they both have something to show us? :funn:
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Lynnie bring Raw Turquoise Man and Skinny White Chick to the tent when you are ready. I believe they both have something to show us? :funn:
omg!! :funn:
SoWal Insider
Your not going to start yelling at us in french are you?! hehe
Yep, I was attempting to summon someone with magical witch powers...alas, it seems a forgotten art.
Congrats on a kick butt thread Chill! Six pages is impressive!!
Just put a hex on you. ;-)
Beach FanaticAuthor
Your not going to start yelling at us in french are you?! hehe
Yep, I was attempting to summon someone with magical witch powers...alas, it seems a forgotten art.
Congrats on a kick butt thread Chill! Six pages is impressive!!
If y'all dont behave I shall bring out that french! I'm going to need some middle names though, to be truly effective.
Douglas you shall meet a fantastic princess. I saw it in my disco, I mean crystal ball.
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If y'all dont behave I shall bring out that french! I'm going to need some middle names though, to be truly effective.
Douglas you shall meet a fantastic princess. I saw it in my disco, I mean crystal ball.
Douglas James Opferbeck here Chill for when your ready to unleash a powerful tongue lashing! lol
I hope your crystal ball is right...I have faith in your powers though! As for disco, I thought you were more of a break dancing kinda girl?! lol ;-)
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Beach Fanatic
Just put a hex on you. ;-)
A hex is a bad spell like a curse Lynnie! lol (of course perhaps that is what you meant!
SoWal Insider
A hex is a bad spell like a curse Lynnie! lol (of course perhaps that is what you meant!;-))
That's what was so funny about Ex. He didn't believe in Kharma so he

Everytime he was ugly to me, something really bad happened to him. Bless his heart!
Trust me, you now have an extra special groovy hex (love spell)......nothing bad about that one. ;-)
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Trust me, you now have an extra special groovy hex (love spell)......nothing bad about that one. ;-)
Thank you! I will be sure to utilize your groovy hex where it will do the most good! lol
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Douglas James Opferbeck here Chill for when your ready to unleash a powerful tongue lashing! lol
I hope your crystal ball is right...I have faith in your powers though! As for disco, I thought you were more of a break dancing kinda girl?! lol ;-)
Well Douglas James, you have been playing well with the others, feel free to have a corner seat on the couch and watch as I break dance around the cauldron. Have faith in my powers. Must.....trust....chill....must....trust...chill
My middle name is Lill. Thats right Chill Lill Pill if you ever need to use it.
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Dangitall. Just heard a huge crash. Not good. I go check my tree.
SWGB
If y'all dont behave I shall bring out that french! I'm going to need some middle names though, to be truly effective.
Douglas you shall meet a fantastic princess. I saw it in my disco, I mean crystal ball.
I have two, "Wal" and "gay".
Bring on the jurant fran?ais, sowal.com ne sera pas modifier cela.
Beach FanaticAuthor
I have two, "Wal" and "gay".
Bring on the jurant fran?ais, sowal.com ne sera pas modifier cela.
Now that's a double conundrum!
Yay SWGB is back!
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I have two, "Wal" and "gay".
Bring on the jurant fran?ais, sowal.com ne sera pas modifier cela.
I love the Heinlein quote SWGB! I really grok Stranger in a Strange Land my water brother!
SWGB
Now that's a double conundrum!
Yay SWGB is back!
Probably for a couple of days at least.

SoWal Insider
My tree dropped a branch. Hit the hottub, but no damage. Put a minor hole in the privacy lattice - amazing! All of my neighbors were out with flashlights. Poor 'Ol p***y is traumatized and resting on my chest.....he was outside when it happened.
OK - back to funn!
OK - back to funn!
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My tree dropped a branch. Hit the hottub, but no damage. Put a minor hole in the privacy lattice - amazing! All of my neighbors were out with flashlights. Poor 'Ol p***y is traumatized and resting on my chest.....he was outside when it happened.
OK - back to funn!
Glad everyone is ok Lynnie! I believe it is in everyone's best interest to move said hot tub out the way of your tree....and to the side of our tent, for safety purposes of course.
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Glad everyone is ok Lynnie! I believe it is in everyone's best interest to move said hot tub out the way of your tree....and to the side of our tent, for safety purposes of course.
Excellent idea Chill! Relaxing in some nice hot water sounds just amazing right about now! *innocent blinks*
Beach FanaticAuthor
Douglas James!! Meanie greenie. Do you need a time out? I have certainly angered the water gods these days. Soon a hot water tank will descend upon me and I will be happy again. I truly have been a CHILL pill.
SWGB
Eww nothing worse than a cold shower. Honestly I'd rather stink.
Beach FanaticAuthor
Eww nothing worse than a cold shower. Honestly I'd rather stink.
Well I usually do the Power 90 program, followed with 30 minutes of intermittent alligator wrestling and shark jumping to warm up a little before I hop in. But thats just the way I roll.
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Glad everyone is ok Lynnie! I believe it is in everyone's best interest to move said hot tub out the way of your tree....and to the side of our tent, for safety purposes of course.
I thought we already secured a hottub a few pp back for the tent. But, we can incorporate this one. It's pretty big, so should fit us all.And, if there is the hot springs going on, we'll be forever supplied in cozy fashion!
SWGB, the Power 90 is only 35 min.? Every day? I am thinking about it........
Meow
I believe the term is "felt up", that other one implies to much the former.
My confession. I haven't been on sowal because I'm working and enjoying the lack o' tourists.
I figured you were resting up for the grand poopah of all tourist's arrival.
confession: I feel better posting on this thread when y'all aren't getting in that tent thing.

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