THERE'S TOO MUCH PUKING ON THIS THREAD! That smiley is making me queasy.
Dave Barry wrote a whole book about this. (Dedicated to whoever put the bomp in the bomp ba-bomp ba-bomp.) It started as a column, but he said that it got responses for YEARS.
According to his survey, the worst song in modern history is "MacArthur Park:"
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can TAKE it!
'Cause it took so long to BAKE it!
And I'll never have that recipe againnnnn...
Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Number Two (rim shot) was "Yummy Yummy Yummy (I Got Love in My Tummy)"
I can't tell you any of the rest because I'll have them stuck in my head, and that will make me want to