SOUTHERN WOMEN
Southern women appreciate their natural assets:
Clean skin.
A winning smile.
That unforgettable Southern drawl.
Southern women know their manners:
"Yes, ma'am."
"Yes, sir."
"Why, no, Billy!"
Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions:
"Y'all come back!"
"Well, bless your heart."
"Drop by when you can"
"How's your Momma?"
Southern women know their summer weather report:
Humidity
Humidity
Humidity
Southern women know everybody's first name:
Honey
Darlin'
Shugah
Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts:
Fried Green Tomatoes
Driving Miss Daisy
Steel Magnolias
Gone With The Wind
Southern women know their religions:
Baptist
Methodist
Football
Southern women know their country breakfasts:
Red-eye gravy
Grits
Eggs
Country ham
Mouth-watering homemade biscuits with momma's homemade jelly
Southern women know their cities dripping with Southern charm: Charleston (Chawl'stn)
Savannah (S'vanah)
Fort Worth (Foat Wuth)
New Orleans (N'awlins)
Atlanta (Addlanna)
Southern girls know the four deadly sins:
Having bad hair and nails
Having bad manners
Cooking bad food
Wearing too much makeup in the summer
Southern girls know men may come and go, but friends are fahevah!
If you're a Northern transplant, Bless your little heart, fake it.
We know you got here as fast as you could.....!!!
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26SoWal Insider
Tootsie: Is this Southern night?
I saw your other thread.
Funny, a gullfriend sent me that a few months ago.
Question though? What do you call a Native new Yorker who calls SoWal home too? A Snotherner?
I should start thread about things I had to get used to. Having bought 3 years ago, initially it was defintely a culture shock for me.
1) Took me a while to accept and like someone calling me Ma'am.
2) That Southern people bring gifts to weddings, and Northerners cash rolled up in a cannolli.
3) My initial shock when we wet to get breakfast sandwich locally in SoWal and was asked if I wanted any gizzards with that.
4) That we were on Southern time, and things were a lot slower paced vs. N.Y.
5) Y'all vs. Yo in New York
6) That Southern men have hair still in their 40's.
7) That people were very polite.
I have grown to really love it all.
I saw your other thread.Funny, a gullfriend sent me that a few months ago.
Question though? What do you call a Native new Yorker who calls SoWal home too? A Snotherner?
I should start thread about things I had to get used to. Having bought 3 years ago, initially it was defintely a culture shock for me.
1) Took me a while to accept and like someone calling me Ma'am.
2) That Southern people bring gifts to weddings, and Northerners cash rolled up in a cannolli.
3) My initial shock when we wet to get breakfast sandwich locally in SoWal and was asked if I wanted any gizzards with that.
4) That we were on Southern time, and things were a lot slower paced vs. N.Y.
5) Y'all vs. Yo in New York
6) That Southern men have hair still in their 40's.
7) That people were very polite.
I have grown to really love it all.

SoWal GuideAuthor
Tootsie: Is this Southern night?I saw your other thread.
Funny, a gullfriend sent me that a few months ago.
Question though? What do you call a Native new Yorker who calls SoWal home too? A Snotherner?![]()
I should start thread about things I had to get used to. Having bought 3 years ago, initially it was defintely a culture shock for me.
1) Took me a while to accept and like someone calling me Ma'am.
2) That Southern people bring gifts to weddings, and Northerners cash rolled up in a cannolli.
3) My initial shock when we wet to get breakfast sandwich locally in SoWal and was asked if I wanted any gizzards with that.
4) That we were on Southern time, and things were a lot slower paced vs. N.Y.
5) Y'all vs. Yo in New York
6) That Southern men have hair still in their 40's.![]()
7) That people were very polite.
I have grown to really love it all.
I still don't like to be called Ma'am,, and I was raised saying it to "older" people. guess that's why its always been a shocker when someone calls me ma'am - I don't feel like a ma'am...
SoWal Expert
Mango, come to Texas and you'll see lots of other stuff you never heard of!!

SoWal Insider
Mango, come to Texas and you'll see lots of other stuff you never heard of!!![]()
Been to Texas a few times. I couldn't get over seeing a church every other block. :shock:
My sis lives there.
SoWal Expert
Been to Texas a few times. I couldn't get over seeing a church every other block. :shock:
Yep, forgot your sister lives here, huh? Yes, we're definitely in the bible belt.
SoWal Insider
I still don't like to be called Ma'am,, and I was raised saying it to "older" people. guess that's why its always been a shocker when someone calls me ma'am - I don't feel like a ma'am...but I do say "ya'll" every other word. something they left out here, is whenever you meet someone new, you ask: what church do you go to? I love saying "I'm Catholic, but I don't go to church..." many southerners won't like any part of that answer.
That's how I felt initially, but I realized that it was just a sign of respect by Southerners when people older than me called me Ma'am.
Guess it is just what Southerner refer to a lady as.
Beach Fanatic
Mango, the south is also referred to as "The Bible Belt," that's the reason there is a church on every corner.
SoWal Expert
SoWal Insider
Mango, the south is also referred to as "The Bible Belt," that's the reason there is a church on every corner.
You mean there really isn't a belt designed to hold a Bible?
SoWal Insider
SoWal Expert
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I was afraid I might go up in flames like the vamps on Buffy the Vampire slayer!
No, and you wouldn't even "have to eat a live chicken.";-)
Beach Fanatic
You mean there really isn't a belt designed to hold a Bible?![]()
You mean you haven't seen a Southerner's coffee table?

SoWal Insider
You mean you haven't seen a Southerner's coffee table?
You mean the wagon wheels with a piece of glass on top?

SoWal Expert
You mean the wagon wheels with a piece of glass on top?
:funn:
You and dbuck are on fiyah tonite! :clap_1:
Beach Fanatic
You mean the wagon wheels with a piece of glass on top?
Now that is funny!

SoWal Insider
No, and you wouldn't even "have to eat a live chicken.";-)
Shucks, and my distemper was kicking in and a live chicken sounds pretty darn good right now. ;-)
SoWal Expert
Shucks, and my distemper was kicking in and a live chicken sounds pretty darn good right now. ;-)
:funn:
SoWal GuideAuthor
you girls were tearing it up last night on this here board. :clap_1: coffee tables, bible belts (no, it's not like a sanitary napkin belt), live chickens..... lawdy me!:clap_1: I'm cracking up over here spewing some coffee and such...

SoWal Expert
you girls were tearing it up last night on this here board. :clap_1: coffee tables, bible belts (no, it's not like a sanitary napkin belt), live chickens..... lawdy me!:clap_1: I'm cracking up over here spewing some coffee and such...
spewing burns cals you know! those girls were burnin' it up last night! ;-)Beach Fanatic
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
You mean there really isn't a belt designed to hold a Bible?![]()
Beach Fanatic
And for all you Northerners who think your children are Southern because they've developed a drawl after moving down there...remember: Just because the cat has her kittens in the oven, it doesn't make 'em biscuits! 

Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
And for all you Northerners who think your children are Southern because they've developed a drawl after moving down there...remember: Just because the cat has her kittens in the oven, it doesn't make 'em biscuits!
:funn: Love it Donna!!!!!
SoWal Insider
you girls were tearing it up last night on this here board. :clap_1: coffee tables, bible belts (no, it's not like a sanitary napkin belt), live chickens..... lawdy me!:clap_1: I'm cracking up over here spewing some coffee and such...
Bible belt= Chastity Belt

Meow
Bible belt= Chastity Belt
There are holes in both those belts.
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
There are holes in both those belts.
:funn:
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