Time to make the Halloween plan!
Sounds like Seaside is the place to go- let's be group tricksters and treatsters. Since we always end up with too much candy, accompanying adults are welcome to take candy from my baby. If we still have a sugar buzz going, I would like to get up to Baytowne for fireworks (their advertised times are 6-8).
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Meow
Time to make the Halloween plan!
Sounds like Seaside is the place to go- let's be group tricksters and treatsters. Since we always end up with too much candy, accompanying adults are welcome to take candy from my baby. If we still have a sugar buzz going, I would like to get up to Baytowne for fireworks (their advertised times are 6-8).
Just tell me where to be and when. I will have to dress up like to Unabomber...all I've got.
SoWal ExpertAuthor
Just tell me where to be and when. I will have to dress up like to Unabomber...all I've got.
Perfect! The Unabomber costume gets the candy all the time!
SoWal Insider
You could dress as Extreme Ironists. 
:funn:
:funn:
Beach Fanatic
While you're in Seaside trick-or-treating, come to "Fired Up" Paint-Your-Own Pottery for Halloween FUNN! We'll help get the kiddies "Fired Up" with fun treats...and each child will get a unique, handcrafted painted pottery pumpkin or scaredy cat to take home!
Fired Up! Paint-Your-Own Pottery Studio
27 Quincy Circle ~ Seaside, Florida ~ Ring 850-231-3211
Open 10am-7pm on Halloween!
27 Quincy Circle ~ Seaside, Florida ~ Ring 850-231-3211
Open 10am-7pm on Halloween!
SoWal ExpertAuthor
Thanks Beach Bimmer- we look forward to meeting you!
needs to get out more
from http://www.5ives.com/ a hilarious list page
Five Halloween safety tips
October 23rd, 2006
1. For large groups of trick-or-treaters, always set at least one child ablaze, ensuring enough light that other children won?t trip over uneven pavement.
2. Only separate shards of X-Acto blades from rodent poison once you get home; doing so in the dark will lead to inevitable mixups and tummyaches for youngsters with allergies.
3. If a home has its porch light off ? but an expressionless face can be seen peering from a cellar window ? consider limiting your child?s unattended visit with the resident to no more than four hours.
4. If a close-fitting mask causes your child to fall down a well, use fishing line and a paper clip to retrieve her goodie bag. Nobody likes wet candy.
5. Although children dressed as SS-Sturmbannf?hrer Michael Lippert are not required to ?pretend execute? children dressed as Ernst R?hm, many parents find this bit of theatricality kindles the spirit that makes Halloween such a delight.
Five Halloween safety tips
October 23rd, 2006
1. For large groups of trick-or-treaters, always set at least one child ablaze, ensuring enough light that other children won?t trip over uneven pavement.
2. Only separate shards of X-Acto blades from rodent poison once you get home; doing so in the dark will lead to inevitable mixups and tummyaches for youngsters with allergies.
3. If a home has its porch light off ? but an expressionless face can be seen peering from a cellar window ? consider limiting your child?s unattended visit with the resident to no more than four hours.
4. If a close-fitting mask causes your child to fall down a well, use fishing line and a paper clip to retrieve her goodie bag. Nobody likes wet candy.
5. Although children dressed as SS-Sturmbannf?hrer Michael Lippert are not required to ?pretend execute? children dressed as Ernst R?hm, many parents find this bit of theatricality kindles the spirit that makes Halloween such a delight.
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
Thanks Beach Bimmer- we look forward to meeting you!Have you been yet? Kate will love it! Make a special memory for every holiday....I love painting pottery...............
I need to take Spidey next time I am in town.....
Beach Fanatic
john...you're a sick baS#@%d ...you know that?
SoWal ExpertAuthor
john...you're a sick baS#@%d ...you know that?
I like #4.
OK. Back to planning.
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
john...you're a sick baS#@%d ...you know that?He doesn't make up the stuff, he just posts it.....:rofl:
SoWal Insider
we love Seaside for Halloween. Lots of candy, costumes and a hay ride to boot!!! Great funn!!!:clap_1:
Beach Fanatic
He doesn't make up the stuff, he just posts it.....:rofl:
im not so sure...lol
SoWal Guide
from http://www.5ives.com/ a hilarious list page
Five Halloween safety tips
October 23rd, 2006
1. For large groups of trick-or-treaters, always set at least one child ablaze, ensuring enough light that other children won?t trip over uneven pavement.
2. Only separate shards of X-Acto blades from rodent poison once you get home; doing so in the dark will lead to inevitable mixups and tummyaches for youngsters with allergies.
3. If a home has its porch light off ? but an expressionless face can be seen peering from a cellar window ? consider limiting your child?s unattended visit with the resident to no more than four hours.
4. If a close-fitting mask causes your child to fall down a well, use fishing line and a paper clip to retrieve her goodie bag. Nobody likes wet candy.
5. Although children dressed as SS-Sturmbannf?hrer Michael Lippert are not required to ?pretend execute? children dressed as Ernst R?hm, many parents find this bit of theatricality kindles the spirit that makes Halloween such a delight.
SoWal Guide
john...you're a sick baS#@%d ...you know that?someone teach hop about the term "bat turd".
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cracker
someone teach hop about the term "bat turd".
I'm so slow, I didn't know that's what a bat turd was.:roll: And I'm the one that encouraged Allifunn to call Jfunn and call her one!!!!!!
I'm sorry Jessifunn, you forgibe me?SoWal Guide
I'm so slow, I didn't know that's what a bat turd was.:roll: And I'm the one that encouraged Allifunn to call Jfunn and call her one!!!!!!
now ya know. our version of "bat turd" is almost always meant in the most loving of ways...
cracker
now ya know. our version of "bat turd" is almost always meant in the most loving of ways...
But of course! Where else could you get called names and laugh about it.
I just
y'all.Meow
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cracker
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See!!!
Meow
See!!!crazy poothead!
Beach Fanatic
from http://www.5ives.com/ a hilarious list page
Five kitchen tools that sound kind of dirty
July 14th, 2006
- chocolate fountain
- melon baller
- meat baster
- boning knife
- corn holders
SoWal ExpertAuthor
from http://www.5ives.com/ a hilarious list pageFive kitchen tools that sound kind of dirty
July 14th, 2006
- chocolate fountain
- melon baller
- meat baster
- boning knife
- corn holders
dang I don't have a chocolate fountain!
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SoWal Insider
from http://www.5ives.com/ a hilarious list page
Five Halloween safety tips
October 23rd, 2006
1. For large groups of trick-or-treaters, always set at least one child ablaze, ensuring enough light that other children won?t trip over uneven pavement.
2. Only separate shards of X-Acto blades from rodent poison once you get home; doing so in the dark will lead to inevitable mixups and tummyaches for youngsters with allergies.
3. If a home has its porch light off ? but an expressionless face can be seen peering from a cellar window ? consider limiting your child?s unattended visit with the resident to no more than four hours.
4. If a close-fitting mask causes your child to fall down a well, use fishing line and a paper clip to retrieve her goodie bag. Nobody likes wet candy.
5. Although children dressed as SS-Sturmbannf?hrer Michael Lippert are not required to ?pretend execute? children dressed as Ernst R?hm, many parents find this bit of theatricality kindles the spirit that makes Halloween such a delight.
:funn::rofl:Thanks for the tips. I'm keeping them handy!needs to get out more
Check our Jenna's take on the 5ives:
Jenna's Five Groups, Apart from "women and children", Who Should Get to Leave a Sinking Ship:
Note: "Myself" is not listed because I'd fall into the default category. Otherwise, I'd be number one.
1. Those who have accidentally flatulated?loudly?in public, at any point in their lifetime.
2. Victims of mailbox vandalism.
3. Anyone who has never, intentionally, eaten flax or any of its derivatives.
4. People that get slightly annoyed when they see emoticons, public display of poor spelling, or improper use of end-sentence punctuation.
5. Marines. Who else would give me mouth-to-mouth if I fell victim to?you know?the humid oceanic air?
And the next best?
Five kitchen tools that sound kind of dirty:
1. chocolate fountain
2. melon baller
3. meat baster
4. boning knife
5. corn holders
This is obviously right up my alley, so to speak. Not only is it a list, but it's also sexual and immature?two adjectives that I always use when filling out one of those email forwards from a friend that ask me to describe myself! Again, this had me thinking of a Jenna translation?
Jenna's Five Surgical Tools That Sound Kind of Kinky:
1. Glass Bead Mirror Warmer
2. Aspirating Suction Tubes
3. Bulldog Clamps
4. Bone Elevators
5. TIE: Headlights or Sphygmomanometers and B-P Cuffs
I bet you never knew surgery could be so much fun!
Jenna's Five Groups, Apart from "women and children", Who Should Get to Leave a Sinking Ship:
Note: "Myself" is not listed because I'd fall into the default category. Otherwise, I'd be number one.
1. Those who have accidentally flatulated?loudly?in public, at any point in their lifetime.
2. Victims of mailbox vandalism.
3. Anyone who has never, intentionally, eaten flax or any of its derivatives.
4. People that get slightly annoyed when they see emoticons, public display of poor spelling, or improper use of end-sentence punctuation.
5. Marines. Who else would give me mouth-to-mouth if I fell victim to?you know?the humid oceanic air?
And the next best?
Five kitchen tools that sound kind of dirty:
1. chocolate fountain
2. melon baller
3. meat baster
4. boning knife
5. corn holders
This is obviously right up my alley, so to speak. Not only is it a list, but it's also sexual and immature?two adjectives that I always use when filling out one of those email forwards from a friend that ask me to describe myself! Again, this had me thinking of a Jenna translation?
Jenna's Five Surgical Tools That Sound Kind of Kinky:
1. Glass Bead Mirror Warmer
2. Aspirating Suction Tubes
3. Bulldog Clamps
4. Bone Elevators
5. TIE: Headlights or Sphygmomanometers and B-P Cuffs
I bet you never knew surgery could be so much fun!
cracker
crazy poothead!
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