For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
1. Men are like ..Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like.Bananas .. The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like .....Weather Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .......Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ....Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ..Commercials....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ....Government Bonds.... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are likePopcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ...Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
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SoWal Insider
Let's see. This is how it goes in my house.
Married to a #13 (I swooped down and took him and he never knew what hit 'im.)
Mother to a #8 (what can I say? The kid's a work in progress.)
Daughter to a #2 (at 75 years old I'm sure my mother cuts him a break!)
And #5 is what I'm always running off when they get too close to my daughter. :roll:
Couldn't have nailed it better myself. Only diffrence is I would be DIL to #2. ;-)
Right on Mermy! :clap_1:
SoWal Insider
Big whoops! Also the #5 did transform into a wonderful #13 for our daughter. 
Beach Fanatic
Yes, I can cook. I make mean stuffed pork chops, great ribs and good marinated chicken, either in Italian dressing or hawaiian sauce. I also clean up my mess.
Beach FanaticAuthor
Yes, I can cook. I make mean stuffed pork chops, great ribs and good marinated chicken, either in Italian dressing or hawaiian sauce. I also clean up my mess.Wow, cooks and cleans! You are definitely a #13!
Beach Fanatic
Wow, cooks and cleans! You are definitely a #13!Very possible but I am not handicapped.
Beach FanaticAuthor
Very possible but I am not handicapped.Yea, I know...you're one of the good ones who is already taken! :roll:
Beach Fanatic
As of this past Monday it is taken for 30 years. And they have been good years although it is sad that our 25th was on a tragic day. 30 years and 4 grown kids and 5 grandkids and 7 trips to paradise(the beach) and more to come.
Beach FanaticAuthor
As of this past Monday it is taken for 30 years. And they have been good years although it is sad that our 25th was on a tragic day. 30 years and 4 grown kids and 5 grandkids and 7 trips to paradise(the beach) and more to come.Congratulations! I was married for 26. Thankfully we are still friends/family.
SoWal Expert
Yes, I can cook. I make mean stuffed pork chops, great ribs and good marinated chicken, either in Italian dressing or hawaiian sauce. I also clean up my mess.
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