ktschris
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Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was really angry.
She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE"
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough, there was a box, gift-wrapped, in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in to the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale
Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday.
His wife was really angry.
She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE"
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough, there was a box, gift-wrapped, in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in to the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale
Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday.
He deserved to die.
.....Tooooo funny! 
