Watch those deck chairs boy's! ;-)

:shock: What a waste of a good beach chair! They coulda just thrown a bucket of cold water on him... :scratch:

saved by the jaws of life

just one more reason to avoid the water......

THERE WAS SHRINKAGE!!!!

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Now, THIS is sowal.com! Thank you, Darlene!!

Now, THIS is sowal.com! Thank you, Darlene!!

Couldn't have said it better myself!

Couldn't have said it better myself!

efreshing, isn't it? :funn:

efreshing, isn't it? :funn:

yes.

i wish this was someone else's balls. oops did i just say that!?!

that's why i don't swim naked in the Adriatic!

:shock: What a waste of a good beach chair! They coulda just thrown a bucket of cold water on him... :scratch:

That's right. Basic science got him into that position, and basic science could get him out. Should have called the cabana boy to bring him a cup of ice water. Can you imagine all the commotion he stirred when the chair guy started cutting the chair with a nekked man sitting in it? He would have never caused any commotion, and wouldn't have made the news if he had just chilled the testicles in the ice-water.

That's right. Basic science got him into that position, and basic science could get him out. Should have called the cabana boy to bring him a cup of ice water. Can you imagine all the commotion he stirred when the chair guy started cutting the chair with a nekked man sitting in it? He would have never caused any commotion, and wouldn't have made the news if he had just chilled the testicles in the ice-water.

I thought that too, like why draw so much attention to yourself but there really wasn't any other way to do it! I bet you're assuming he was sunbathing on his back. Now, I know some men are well-endowed but shoot me if any man's privates are long enough to fall through the slats when he's face up to the sun.

Which means he was lying on his stomach and unless someone rolled him over, chair and all, there's no way you could pour ice water on him. The saw was the only option.

OMC the visual is too funny!!!!!!

Good one D!!!

I thought that too, like why draw so much attention to yourself but there really wasn't any other way to do it! I bet you're assuming he was sunbathing on his back. Now, I know some men are well-endowed but shoot me if any man's privates are long enough to fall through the slats when he's face up to the sun.

Which means he was lying on his stomach and unless someone rolled him over, chair and all, there's no way you could pour ice water on him. The saw was the only option.

OMC the visual is too funny!!!!!!

Methinks this droopy guy just needs to lie on a towel!

I thought that too, like why draw so much attention to yourself but there really wasn't any other way to do it! I bet you're assuming he was sunbathing on his back. Now, I know some men are well-endowed but shoot me if any man's privates are long enough to fall through the slats when he's face up to the sun.

Which means he was lying on his stomach and unless someone rolled him over, chair and all, there's no way you could pour ice water on him. The saw was the only option.

OMC the visual is too funny!!!!!!

I think it's quite possible that if everything is sagging that a fellow could lie on his back and have his stuff droop into the slats. (recall OMB's) Besides, the article says he was sitting down.

Methinks this droopy guy just needs to lie on a towel!

Or maybe just put on some clothes... :roll:

I think it's quite possible that if everything is sagging that a fellow could lie on his back and have his stuff droop into the slats. (recall OMB's) Besides, the article says he was sitting down.

I keep starting to analyze the situation, then realizing I don't want to think about it too much and blocking out the visual! :rofl:

Though my guess is they're a bit lower after he tried to stand up and couldn't!

That's right. Basic science got him into that position, and basic science could get him out. Should have called the cabana boy to bring him a cup of ice water. Can you imagine all the commotion he stirred when the chair guy started cutting the chair with a nekked man sitting in it? He would have never caused any commotion, and wouldn't have made the news if he had just chilled the testicles in the ice-water.

Sounds like they needed the help of a mixologist.

omc!

I cannot believe my so called friends did not bother to PM or call or email or text me and tell me about this effing omb thread!

Mermy - you have an analytical mind, that's for sure. But, I happen to believe with all my heart that this ole geezer could be lying on his side on top of towels and cushions and his omb's would still get all tangled up in the slats of that chair. even with shrinkage.

where the hail did Darlene find that article?

Now, THIS is sowal.com! Thank you, Darlene!!

I do what I can.

i wish this was someone else's balls. oops did i just say that!?!

Girrrllllllll, me too!

This was sent to me from a friend. They were news stories from around the world. There are more, but they might get me banned!

Darlene! You win the prize for not just the post, but the wild imaginations as well!!

I have to call B.S. on this whole situation. I should have seen this right away. When you get that kind of shrinkage, a man's body becomes a virtual airport. In other words you lose your bags. His OMBs would be up around his lungs. He just has a chair slat fetish.

I think the whole solution to the problem is just to have bigger balls to begin with. Even factoring in shrinkage, I've never felt intimidated by any average deck chair. Was this guy French, or Republican , or something??