Watch those deck chairs boy's! ;-)

Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname

Nov 17, '09 · 11:23 AM1,631

I don't know how you walk around with those things.

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SoWal Guide

Nov 19, '09 · 7:37 PM#27

I have to call B.S. on this whole situation. I should have seen this right away. When you get that kind of shrinkage, a man's body becomes a virtual airport. In other words you lose your bags. His OMBs would be up around his lungs. He just has a chair slat fetish.

:rofl::funn: :lol:

okay LS, where the hail did you get that one?

SoWal Expert

Nov 19, '09 · 7:42 PM#28

:rofl::funn: okay LS, where the hail did you get that one?

I fell over when I read "virtual airport".

SoWal Guide

Nov 19, '09 · 7:56 PM#29

I fell over when I read "virtual airport".

well I fell over and died from laughter when I read "in other words you lose your bags"...

:rolling:

SoWal Expert

Nov 19, '09 · 7:59 PM#30

well I fell over and died from laughter when I read "in other words you lose your bags"...

What happens if there is a bag search?

SoWal Insider

Nov 19, '09 · 8:15 PM#31

that's why i don't swim naked in the Adriatic!

better watch those speedos too Hoppy! ;-)

Banned

Nov 19, '09 · 9:04 PM#32

:rofl::funn: okay LS, where the hail did you get that one?

I came up with that one. I think I was influenced by a much filthier joke which I can't really repeat.

SoWal Expert

Nov 19, '09 · 9:15 PM#33

I luv y'all.

SoWal Guide

Nov 19, '09 · 9:25 PM#34

I luv y'all.

are we getting in the spirit of the joyful holiday yet? christmas and OMBs just go together.

SoWal Expert

Nov 19, '09 · 9:37 PM#35

are we getting in the spirit of the joyful holiday yet? christmas and OMBs just go together.

Why yes, they absolutely do! :clap:

Banned

Nov 20, '09 · 10:45 AM#36

What happens if there is a bag search?

He's lucky that chair didn't become a permanent carry-on! At least he'd always have a place to sit.

SoWal Guide

Nov 20, '09 · 3:12 PM#37

are omb's even allowed as carry ons thse days?

Banned

Nov 20, '09 · 4:07 PM#38

are omb's even allowed as carry ons thse days?

Only if they fit in a quart zip lock bag.

Banned

Nov 20, '09 · 4:51 PM#39

And so the security guy says "Did anybody else pack your bags?"
I said no, I got into this jam all by myself! :lol:

:funn:

Good thing a dog didn't eat the testicles. You wouldn't want him coughing up a chairball! :floor:

:funn:

People tell me the only thing I'm good at is testicle jokes. I say nutz to you!! :floor:

:rofl:

Edited Nov 20, '09 · 4:53 PM

SoWal Guide

Nov 21, '09 · 12:46 AM#40

I don't know if I should even respond to LS and give him the attention because he will just never stop telling these lewd testicle jokes. but, alas. I must respond. I adore ball humor. don't really know why. I think I got it from Grandma. really.