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Kimmifunn

Funnkalicious
Jun 27, 2005
9,699
22
45
Hollyhood
Funn means you take it that extra mile. You have that one more drink. You feel the broom hittin' your heels at 2:15am.

The bartenders know you by name and give you a discount AND Dj Vladi loves when you rush his booth and stand on the chairs and dance for him until he plays your songs:

1. Love Train
2. Don't Funk With My Heart
3. I Just Wanna Get Married

And you have your picture hanging in the Red Bar.

And Cabanaman gives you free chairs and kayaks.

And Mo is your 2nd dad.

And you know what a little baby chicken is.

You know who the "Phat One" is.

You remember when Little Mike couldn't drive.

You've been screamed at by Drex and you've stayed at Grayton Sunset for a week when your house is down the road.

Tea Bag has t-bagged you.

Phead sings Afternoon Delight to you when requested and he has a song made up for your name.

You can 3-way call on a cell phone.

You've played Bingo at the Bingo Palace.

You've given George a treat.

You've stalked Smiley J and left him an unnoticed gift. Unnoticed, well thought out gift.

You have hung out with Da Bears.

You played with Kirkifunn the one night he came out.

You have been a mexican- yes mexican- in the Seaside Thanksgiving Parade and a Flower in the 4th of July parade.

Aunt Fran wants to marry you off to one of her nephews.

You know "the boys" and you've hung out at "the studio" with the boys.

and to wrap things up... You've snuck into the Doodlie cold pool at Seacrest loooong ago, know the Tom Thumb gays, Lucas, the Mexican Hideaway, Javier hugs you and Rebecca doesn't make you wait.
 

Kimmifunn

Funnkalicious
Jun 27, 2005
9,699
22
45
Hollyhood
The snowman has waved at you.

Ellie and Annie were your pets. As was Slater.

Linda is your favorite old person.

Tall Tom is the tallest person you know.

Mean Gene stole your deposit.
 

jessifunn

superJfunn
Jul 7, 2005
4,809
160
Seagrove Beach
Kimmifunn said:
Funn means you take it that extra mile. You have that one more drink. You feel the broom hittin' your heels at 2:15am.

The bartenders know you by name and give you a discount AND Dj Vladi loves when you rush his booth and stand on the chairs and dance for him until he plays your songs:

1. Love Train
2. Don't Funk With My Heart
3. I Just Wanna Get Married

And you have your picture hanging in the Red Bar.

And Cabanaman gives you free chairs and kayaks.

And Mo is your 2nd dad.

And you know what a little baby chicken is.

You know who the "Phat One" is.

You remember when Little Mike couldn't drive.

You've been screamed at by Drex and you've stayed at Grayton Sunset for a week when your house is down the road.

Tea Bag has t-bagged you.

Phead sings Afternoon Delight to you when requested and he has a song made up for your name.

You can 3-way call on a cell phone.

You've played Bingo at the Bingo Palace.

You've given George a treat.

You've stalked Smiley J and left him an unnoticed gift. Unnoticed, well thought out gift.

You have hung out with Da Bears.

You played with Kirkifunn the one night he came out.

You have been a mexican- yes mexican- in the Seaside Thanksgiving Parade and a Flower in the 4th of July parade.

Aunt Fran wants to marry you off to one of her nephews.

You know "the boys" and you've hung out at "the studio" with the boys.

and to wrap things up... You've snuck into the Doodlie cold pool at Seacrest loooong ago, know the Tom Thumb gays, Lucas, the Mexican Hideaway, Javier hugs you and Rebecca doesn't make you wait.
this is amazing.

here is another you have been in so many parades that you can give an exact number
 

Kimmifunn

Funnkalicious
Jun 27, 2005
9,699
22
45
Hollyhood
A hippie ripped your Bush/Cheney 04 sticker off your car and then made you cry.

You know who the BB is and the WORST slumlord in Sowal.

Jack Cranford has signed your boob.
 

whiteyfunn

SoWal Staff
Jul 1, 2005
3,286
27
Seagrove Beach
:clap_1:

I can think of some more. Let's see...

You know Tony, Margarita, and Captain Morgan.

You've played bocce ball on the Rosemary greens.

Hmmm...
 

Kimmifunn

Funnkalicious
Jun 27, 2005
9,699
22
45
Hollyhood
Victor has talked your ear off.
 

Kimmifunn

Funnkalicious
Jun 27, 2005
9,699
22
45
Hollyhood
You evacuated to Jacksonville for a let down of a hurricane.

Lemmiwinks.

You have mistaken Catfish for Seagrover in the car.

Snowy has riverdanced for you.

Danced on the bar at the Red Bar.
 
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