What not to wear on the Grayton Beach

Is this a real ordinance?

From Walton County Code of Ordinances:

Nude: Any person insufficiently clothed in any manner so that any of the following body parts are not entirely covered with a fully opaque covering:

(1) The male or female genitals, or

(2) The male or female pubic area, or

(3) The female breast (see the last sentence in this subsection), or

(4) The buttocks. Attire which is insufficient to comply with this requirement includes, but is not limited to, G-Strings, T-Backs,dental floss and thongs.

(I know your next question is, "what is the definition of the buttocks?" so here is the answer, also from Walton County Code of Ordinances
Buttocks: (For a short general description see the last sentence of this subsection.) The area at the rear of the human body (sometimes referred to as the gluteus maximus) which lies between two imaginary straight lines running parallel to the ground when a person is standing, the first or top of such line being one-half inch below the top of the vertical cleavage of the nates (i.e., the prominence formed by the muscles running from the back of the hip to the back of the leg) and the second of bottomsuch line beingone-half inch above the lowest point of the curvature of the fleshy protuberance (sometimes referred toas the gluteal fold), and between two imaginary straight lines, one on each side of the body (the "outside lines"), which outside lines are perpendicular to the ground and to the horizontal lines described above and which perpendicular outside lines pass through the outermost point(s) at which each meets the outer side of each leg. Notwithstanding the above, buttocks shall not include the leg, the hamstring muscle below the gluteal fold, the tensor fasciae latae muscle or any of the above-described portion of the human body that is between either (i) the left inside perpendicular line and the left outside perpendicular line or (ii) the right inside perpendicular line and the right outside perpendicular line. For the purpose of the previous sentence the left inside perpendicular line shall be an imaginary straight line on the left side of the anus that is perpendicular to the ground and to the horizontal lines described above and (ii) that is one-third of the distance from the anus to the left outside line, and the right inside perpendicular line shall be an imaginary straight line on the right side of the anus (i) that is perpendicular to the ground and to the horizontal lines described above and (ii) that is one-third of the distance from the anus to the right outside line. (The above description can generally be described as covering one-third of the buttocks centered over the cleavage for the length of thecleavage.)

Oh, there was another interesting dude on the beach that day, too. A biker in full get up out on the beach by himself. Talk about opposite ends of the spectrum.

Is it rude to tell an attractive lady she has a nice gluteal fold?

Did this person have the chain connecting their wallet to their jeans

Did this person have the chain connecting their wallet to their jeans

I'm just amazed at the fluffy white sand, blue blue sky and the water! UGH, just to think I'll be so close this weekend yet soooo far.

So I guess jeans are a no-no at the beach too? SJ, you should have told me!

Jeans at the beach is a no-no, especially in when they are wet. You may as well take them off. :roll:. You know they say hind sight is 20/20. ;-)

jeans are okay for evening soirees at the beach though!!! if you wanna go swimming you just take 'em off and go in your birthday suit.

I guess for October Dog Fly protection, Jeans are a good defense.

Duely noted. What about overalls?