jeepers, y'all!
don't you dare freaking drink and drive!!!!!!!!!!! regardless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if you do, i sincerely hope you all are arrested (before you kill me)!
remember (its easy, dammit!) 1 beer in 1 hour = 1 hour of non-alcohol before you drive, 2 beers in one hour = 2 hours, etc., and each hour that goes by takes away one beer, even while still drinking, so do the math, drink slower the later it gets, and have a coffee, or better yet, sip a hot cappuchino, for a full hora before you get behind the steering wheel
p.s. when will bars put in (real) cappuchino/espresso machines? i'm still waiting for my grande double-shot at the end of the night...
drugs (perscription or not) are just as bad (and you can be arrested for driving while on certain perscription drugs as quickly as you can non-legal ones)
don't have a beer if you can't do the time