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Beach Crazy

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Aug 19, 2005
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I usually don't chime in on controversy but I feel the need this time.

When I first found this board it was after Hurricane Dennis and Katrina had turned many lives upside down. I asked a couple of questions and received very good advice and information. I became intrigued with a few people named Sueshore, Kimmifunn, Jessifunn, Whiteyfunn and Smiling JOe. I soon began to live their lives with them through this board. I learned that Kimmifunn worked at Macy's in NYC, Miss Kitty lived in Dallas, Jessifunn lived with whoever would take her - JK!, Whiteyfunn lived at home and later moved to the city, and SJ was a mystery to most. As time went by, you could see the bonds beginning to form stronger and stronger with each trip to SoWal and also in between.

Kimmifunn lives an exciting life as a twenty something single female with it's ups and downs, that we all have helped with at some time or another. Kim, Jessica and Whitney met in SoWal as teenagers and grew up there forming a life long bond. You haven't lived until you've seen a funn fight online with incriminating pictures to boot!

Miss Kitty became the queen of the board and we must all obey.:lolabove: We have learned that Miss Kitty is the life of the party no matter where the party is. She lives life to it's fullest.

The board administrator "Daddy-O" has always been fair and just. One day out of the blue along came his better half - Tootsie. Sweet Tootsie. It wasn't long and Tootsie became a part of our SoWal family. Then around the first of the year a quiet ,kind of to herself, Allifunn came along. Recently divorced, she was still healing and used the board for companionship. We soon found out that AuntyAlys now known as Allifunn was Daddy-O's sister! I could go on and on about members who became my friends...

We have been through births, deaths, divorces, graduations, loss of beloved pets, holidays and everyday life together. I would never trade the board for one or two "sometimes your friend" friends. This year is when the board has really got going and we have soooo many regular posters. The key to being an active board member is to keep up with what's going on and sometimes I admit, it get's hectic:eek:

Some of you know and some do not, what my beliefs are and how I cherish the Word of God. So I'll close with this -

Proverbs 18:24 (New King James Version)

24 A man who has friends must himself be friendly....

I love you all :love:

BC
 
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Kurt

Admin
Oct 15, 2004
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Three fishermen were fishing when they came upon a mermaid, the mermaid offered them one wish each so the the first fisherman said: "double my I.Q"..so the the mermaid did it and he started reciting Shakespeare.
Then the second fisherman said" "Triple my I.Q."..and sure enough the mermaid did it and amazingly he started doing math problems he didn't know existed. The third fisherman was so impressed that he asked the mermaid to quadruple his I.Q and the mermaid said: "Are you sure about that? It will change your whole life!"..the fisherman said yes so the mermaid turned him into a woman.
 

Mermaid

picky
Aug 11, 2005
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Three fishermen were fishing when they came upon a mermaid, the mermaid offered them one wish each so the the first fisherman said: "double my I.Q"..so the the mermaid did it and he started reciting Shakespeare.
Then the second fisherman said" "Triple my I.Q."..and sure enough the mermaid did it and amazingly he started doing math problems he didn't know existed. The third fisherman was so impressed that he asked the mermaid to quadruple his I.Q and the mermaid said: "Are you sure about that? It will change your whole life!"..the fisherman said yes so the mermaid turned him into a woman.

Liv'sMom and I thoroughly approve of this story. :love: :lol: :love:
 

Mango

SoWal Insider
Apr 7, 2006
9,699
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If you read any of my posts you would find that you probably fall into the new and chatty category. :D If you knew me better, you probably wouldn't :nono1: me and know that I wouldn't intentionally leave out anyone.

I'm not trying to bash anyone, just stand up for people who may not feel like they have a voice.

Oh boy, I don't think I have ever seen OL's bunny hairs raised so high especially from the MOFO Wench of Kindness. I kind of like it. :razz:

Liv's Mom, you silly gull, don't you know that in order to become a MOFO wench you must walk the gangplank several times, eyes open, wearing a "How do spell funn shirt"? or be related to an existing MOFO wench, whereas induction only requires weighing to the High Wenchess of SoWell on SoWal. You obviously have not read the Wench Code Handbook.:nono1:
That's 2 days to Exile Island for you. :funn: Newbies........
 
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potatovixen

Beach Fanatic
Jun 2, 2006
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:love: :love: :love: BC! What a great post! I'm in the school library reading this thread right now, and that just made me "Awww!" out loud. I got a couple of funny looks, but that's pretty much part of my normal day. :D

y'all are the best!
 

Liv'smom

Beach Lover
Oct 5, 2006
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Oh boy, I don't think I have ever seen OL's bunny hairs raised so high especially from the MOFO Wench of Kindness. I kind of like it. :razz:

Liv's Mom, you silly gull, don't you know that in order to become a MOFO wench you must walk the gangplank several times, eyes open, wearing a "How do spell funn shirt"? or be related to an existing MOFO wench, whereas induction only requires weighing to the High Wenchess of SoWell on SoWal. You obviously have not read the Wench Code Handbook.:nono1:
That's 2 days to Exile Island for you. :funn: Newbies........

Yeah clubs kind of turn me off. I'm just along for the "funn" ride. I like to hang, you know. Now about that Exile Island, is that all expenses paid? :clap_1:
 

Teresa

SoWal Guide
Staff member
Nov 15, 2004
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BC - you just made me cry. what a sweet story of sowal. all those that end up as mofo wenches are biches on wheels with good hearts and who never ever complain when someone (OL) is doing something very special for the rest of us - like organize this ornament exchange.

OL - you are great for taking the initiative. whatever you say my little pancake. why not make it interesting and say that you MUST have 500 posts, and then we can get the young wenches sweating it out over the next few days posting their tits off. I think that would be wonderful entertainmnet, and kind of an initiation of sorts. and if they don't make it, well, then they have to send ornaments to everyone on the list...

:D

I'm in... can I buy a nice ornament instead of make one? I love making them but not sure if and when I'll be able to get around to it. who knows...
 
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