VIRGINIA BEACH, Va. Jan 3, 2007 (AP)— In what has become an annual tradition of prognostications, religious broadcaster and ultra-obnoxious Christian, Pat Robertson said Tuesday God has told him that a terrorist attack on the United States would result in "mass killing" late in 2007.
"I'm not necessarily saying it's going to be nuclear," he said during his news-and-talk television show "The 700 Club" on the Christian Broadcasting Network. "The Lord didn't say nuclear. But I do believe it will be something like that."
Robertson said God told him during a recent prayer retreat that major cities and possibly millions of people will be affected by the attack, which should take place sometime after September.
In May of last year, Robertson said God told him that storms and possibly a tsunami were to crash into America's coastline in 2006 as punishment.
Readers of the Walton Funn will recall that in response, ultra-obnoxious local gadfly 30-gAy posted the following hurricane forecast:
"Basically, I see a hurricane headed for Virginia Beach at some point.", said 30-gAy "because that is where Pat Robertson is."
He went on to explain that "since Pat has been forecasting disasters to strike every location and person that disagrees with his narrow minded world view, the possibility that a storm would hit him is just too funny to fathom. And I believe that God has a sense of humor."
In a recent interview, 30-gAy couldn’t help but laugh when he pointed out that “In 2006, Florida was unaffected by any hurricane activity, and yet in August Tropical Storm Ernest flooded large parts of Virginia Beach.”
“I know a bigger man would resist the temptation to say ‘Ha Ha’, but clearly I’m not that man.”
As for Pat’s latest predictions, 30-gAy went on to state, “I counter-predict that Pat will be afflicted by hemorrhoids of biblical proportions in 2006- as a reminder of which of his orifices the crap is supposed to come out of.”
"I'm not necessarily saying it's going to be nuclear," he said during his news-and-talk television show "The 700 Club" on the Christian Broadcasting Network. "The Lord didn't say nuclear. But I do believe it will be something like that."
Robertson said God told him during a recent prayer retreat that major cities and possibly millions of people will be affected by the attack, which should take place sometime after September.
In May of last year, Robertson said God told him that storms and possibly a tsunami were to crash into America's coastline in 2006 as punishment.
Readers of the Walton Funn will recall that in response, ultra-obnoxious local gadfly 30-gAy posted the following hurricane forecast:
"Basically, I see a hurricane headed for Virginia Beach at some point.", said 30-gAy "because that is where Pat Robertson is."
He went on to explain that "since Pat has been forecasting disasters to strike every location and person that disagrees with his narrow minded world view, the possibility that a storm would hit him is just too funny to fathom. And I believe that God has a sense of humor."
In a recent interview, 30-gAy couldn’t help but laugh when he pointed out that “In 2006, Florida was unaffected by any hurricane activity, and yet in August Tropical Storm Ernest flooded large parts of Virginia Beach.”
“I know a bigger man would resist the temptation to say ‘Ha Ha’, but clearly I’m not that man.”
As for Pat’s latest predictions, 30-gAy went on to state, “I counter-predict that Pat will be afflicted by hemorrhoids of biblical proportions in 2006- as a reminder of which of his orifices the crap is supposed to come out of.”
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Exactly what I was thinking when I read that rubbish this morning in the news, but don't tell MAN-go that. It gives me good argument for moving to SoWal and moving out of New York. 
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