Motivational thingamajig for the day: Inner Peace

[Teresa]

Inner Peace 2007

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following this simple advice we heard on the Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started and never finished."

So, I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of an old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel.

Please pass this on to those you feel might be in need of inner peace.

 

[Jdarg]

You are motivating me to drink something.

 

[Allifunn]

I always finish what I start..... No half finished around my house!!!!

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[iwishiwasthere]

:clap_1: Best way to inner peace!

 

[Miss Kitty]

 

[Mango]

I always finish what I start..... No half finished around my house!!!!

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:rofl:

 

[DD]

Dear Ms. Tootsie:

I found inner peace many years ago.

Signed,
Well Rounded

 

[Paula]

Wow. Thanks, Toots. I'm going to go looking around for some things I haven't yet finished... Ahhh That bottle of white wine in the fridge. Tonight's the night! Thanks! I think I finished all the other stuff off, though, around the holidays which is why I'm going to a trainer now...

 

[Mermaid]

You'll be proud of me, Toots, I'm reading this with a glass of red and the dinner's not even started and I DON'T CARE.

 

[Teresa]

You'll be proud of me, Toots, I'm reading this with a glass of red and the dinner's not even started and I DON'T CARE.

good for you!

now, who is going to put up a friggin motivational thingamajig for tomorrow?