SoWal Speak: A Primer

[DD]

Toots suggested that we start a SoWal Dictionary...you know, all the words we use in our day to day communication. I mentioned this idea to mr. dd and he thought it was an excellent idea for newbies, lurkers and just plain strangers to this unique place we call SoWal.com. So, thanks Toots for the suggestion and an opportunity to inform the public.

I'll start...add as you please. Plurals, Synonyms and Antonyms encouraged.

MoFo: Since we can't use real cuss words on this board, this just sorta came up one day when I was attempting to decribe a rain storm I'd been through. Toots kinda liked it, and it has become the catch phrase for many people, things and places.

 

[Allifunn]

Bat turd: Refers to anyone that we deem a loveable idiot.....

I must add, the majority of these SoWal words were made up while PUIing!!!!

 

[Allifunn]

Lets not forget:
Funn: the only way to spell it in SoWal!!!!! (Otherwise self explanatory)

 

[DD]

Lets not forget:
Funn: the only way to spell it in SoWal!!!!! (Otherwise self explanatory)

Well...I think Kimmi's showing us the WHOLE definition..


Funn means you take it that extra mile. You have that one more drink. You feel the broom hittin' your heels at 2:15am.

The bartenders know you by name and give you a discount AND Dj Vladi loves when you rush his booth and stand on the chairs and dance for him until he plays your songs:

1. Love Train
2. Don't Funk With My Heart
3. I Just Wanna Get Married

And you have your picture hanging in the Red Bar.

And Cabanaman gives you free chairs and kayaks.

And Mo is your 2nd dad.

And you know what a little baby chicken is.

You know who the "Phat One" is.

You remember when Little Mike couldn't drive.

You've been screamed at by Drex and you've stayed at Grayton Sunset for a week when your house is down the road.

Tea Bag has t-bagged you.

Phead sings Afternoon Delight to you when requested and he has a song made up for your name.

You can 3-way call on a cell phone.

You've played Bingo at the Bingo Palace.

You've given George a treat.

You've stalked Smiley J and left him an unnoticed gift. Unnoticed, well thought out gift.

You have hung out with Da Bears.

You played with Kirkifunn the one night he came out.

You have been a mexican- yes mexican- in the Seaside Thanksgiving Parade and a Flower in the 4th of July parade.

Aunt Fran wants to marry you off to one of her nephews.

You know "the boys" and you've hung out at "the studio" with the boys.

and to wrap things up... You've snuck into the Doodlie cold pool at Seacrest loooong ago, know the Tom Thumb gays, Lucas, the Mexican Hideaway, Javier hugs you and Rebecca doesn't make you wait.
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[Allifunn]

Well...I think Kimmi's showing us the WHOLE definition..


Funn means you take it that extra mile. You have that one more drink. You feel the broom hittin' your heels at 2:15am.

The bartenders know you by name and give you a discount AND Dj Vladi loves when you rush his booth and stand on the chairs and dance for him until he plays your songs:

1. Love Train
2. Don't Funk With My Heart
3. I Just Wanna Get Married

And you have your picture hanging in the Red Bar.

And Cabanaman gives you free chairs and kayaks.

And Mo is your 2nd dad.

And you know what a little baby chicken is.

You know who the "Phat One" is.

You remember when Little Mike couldn't drive.

You've been screamed at by Drex and you've stayed at Grayton Sunset for a week when your house is down the road.

Tea Bag has t-bagged you.

Phead sings Afternoon Delight to you when requested and he has a song made up for your name.

You can 3-way call on a cell phone.

You've played Bingo at the Bingo Palace.

You've given George a treat.

You've stalked Smiley J and left him an unnoticed gift. Unnoticed, well thought out gift.

You have hung out with Da Bears.

You played with Kirkifunn the one night he came out.

You have been a mexican- yes mexican- in the Seaside Thanksgiving Parade and a Flower in the 4th of July parade.

Aunt Fran wants to marry you off to one of her nephews.

You know "the boys" and you've hung out at "the studio" with the boys.

and to wrap things up... You've snuck into the Doodlie cold pool at Seacrest loooong ago, know the Tom Thumb gays, Lucas, the Mexican Hideaway, Javier hugs you and Rebecca doesn't make you wait.
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Well, by these, I am not a funn..... I guess I'll have to make up my own definition? (alli-come-lately-funn)

Been to SoWal 5 times in the last year

gone from 0 posts to 5,000 posts in the speed of light

had your boobs posted as your tar on the smoking, drinking & cussing night

attended the soiree, spending a quick 36 hours after driving 9 hours to get there and 9 hours home

rented the wash-a-way and had as many SoWallers join in the parties there!

Done jello shots with said fellow SoWallers at the Wash-a-way!

Kayaked in the lake and the creek

danced on a stump to Waco Ramblers with Toots!

Met the # 1 SoWaller (steele mama) at red bar while dancing to Dread
attended Mayhem

painted a plate at Fired Up

floated around the bay in a mighty fine boat with some mighty fine folk
loving the best parts of SoWal...which is ALL PARTS!

Met the real funns (except Kimmi)

pretty tame.....compared to the young funns!
I hope to add...LIVING in SoWal to my list some day! What could be more funn than that?

 

[Miss Kitty]

FTLOG

poot, poothead

WTF?

dammmmmm

sowal wench

:roll:

 

[DD]

FTLOG

poot, poothead

WTF?

dammmmmm

sowal wench

:roll:

definitions please.

 

[Miss Kitty]

Jumbo

 

[Jdarg]

Assholiness- the most divine state of being one can ever hope to achieve. Created by Tootsie. My new fave word.

 

[Mermaid]

Jumbo

I think jdarg has a special trademark on that one.