I think she's at my mom's house. I grab the nearest throw or blanket as soon as I walk in the door. Brrr.
I grab my mother's winter coat!
I think she's at my mom's house. I grab the nearest throw or blanket as soon as I walk in the door. Brrr.
Where the h*11 are you?! In a classroom, restaurant, or doctor's office?

and I can't even remember the last time it rained
103 for the temp tomorrowWe are melting is the show me stateand I can't even remember the last time it rained
103 for the temp tomorrow
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We are melting is the show me stateand I can't even remember the last time it rained
103 for the temp tomorrow
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? It's so hot the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
? It's hotter than a half-bred fox in a forest fire.
? It's hotter than two bears fighting in a forest fire.
? It's hotter than a billy goat in a pepper patch.
? It's hotter than two cats fighting in a wool sock.
? It's so hot that I tied my mule in a field of corn, and the corn started popping and the mule thought it was snow and froze to death!
? It's so hot I saw two trees fighting over a dog.
? It was so hot today I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.
? It's hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk.
? It's so hot outside that you could fry an egg on the hood of my car.
? It's hotter than a depot stove.
? It's hot as love in August.
? It's hotter than a mother-in-law's kiss.
? It's so hot I just saw the devil dancing buck-naked in the middle of the driveway.
? It's hotter than a firecracker lit at both ends.
? It's hotter than a $2 pistol on the Fourth of July.
? It's hotter than a June bride in a feather bed.
? It's hotter than Georgia asphalt.
? It's hotter than high noon in Death Valley.
? It's Africa hot!
? It's hotter than blue blazes! (See note below.)
? It's hotter than a hoot'n poot! (We don't know what that means, either.)
? It's so hot the Popsicle timeframe is down to 20 seconds.
? It's hotter than a steel playground at noon.
? It's so hot that the trees are creeping around looking for shade.
? It's so hot around the barn that the barnyard pimp won't even come out and check on his little chicks.
? It's hotter than a hen laying eggs.
? It's so hot outside it will make you return things you never stole.
? It's so hot I could spit fire.
? It's stupid hot!
? It is hot enough to cure tobacco.
? It's hotter than Paris Hilton's underpants.
? It's hotter than the devil's underwear.
? It's hotter than a pair of sweat pants full of barbecue.
? It's another one of those aluminum foil sweater days.
? It's hotter than the hinges of Hades.
? It's hotter than a ginger mill in Hades.
? It's hotter than seven hells out there.
? It's hotter than the four sides of hell.
? It's so hot that it makes me want to take off my skin and sit in my bones.
? I hope you brought the champagne glasses because it is TOASTY out.
And the old standard:
? It's not the heat, it's the humidity.
(According to word-detective.com, there are three kinds of "blaze" in English. The "fire" sense of "blaze" comes from the very old Germanic word "blason," meaning "torch" and was known in English by 1000 A.D., although it was spelled "blase" for several hundred years. "Blazes" as a slang expression derives from this sense and originally referred to the flames of hell. The "blue" in "blue blazes" is just an alliterative intensifier and has no real meaning.)