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Apr 16, 2005
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This is the funniest thread I have ever read, I am actually crying from laughing so hard - keep it up! :funn:

Skunky, I can't give you any more rep at the moment, but your reply a few posts back was priceless!

For the record, I never heard the term "hoo-haa" growing up in Chicago, think it must be regional. We said "coochie" or "cooter"... which really gave me pause the first time I heard the (also regional) expression "drunker than cooter brown" after I moved here. :blink:



C'mon guys lets get back on track here.:D

:lolabove:Omg, yep, coochie and cooter were said around here too. Just not in our house..I take that back...I think my brother has used those a time or two.:roll: Wasn't there a guy on Dukes of Hazzard named Cooter?

My mom said Coosie...like Lucy but with a C. I just remembered that she called it catbird too!!!! :eek:
I never knew I had so many choices when teaching my daughter these things. Your "privates" sounds so boring now. All the parenting books said do not make up funny words for vagina and penis. Children will be ashamed if you do. :roll: Whatever.

One time my brother and I were watching my step dads grandchildren. A boy 5 and a girl 4. It was before either one of us had kids of our own. We were playing on the swingset and the little girl looked at my brother and proudly stated..."you have a penis and I have a vagina!" You should have seen the look on his face...priceless.:clap:
 

Carol G

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My mom said Coosie...like Lucy but with a C. I just remembered that she called it catbird too!!!! :eek:

I've heard coosie too, except pronounced like "koozie". Every time I see a beer can koozie, I snicker like a 9 year old, can't help myself...
The catbird thing is just kinda creepy... :lol:
 

rdelong43065

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I had a friend who called it her "pooter." I seem to remember George Carlin had a list with over 100 terms for the penis. It was hilarious.
 

Dia

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reminds me of the time husband was giving youngest boy a bath & had a talk with him about the proper name for his boy bits............................

boy comes running downstairs excited......"Mommy, mommy - I've got peanuts and pretzels, peanuts and pretzels!!!!!!!"
 

rapunzel

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Tee Tee or tinkle is a preferred word for p**. We prefer tutu around here for the hoo-haa. :wave:

This brings to mind some interesting points I'd like to make on the use of hoo-haa. My grandmother introduced the hoo-haa term to me. It was used in specific circumstances. Tutu was used more often to refer to "private parts" -- which is what my mom called it.

Tutu would be used when the term needed to be referenced in the course of normal, day to day operations. Don't forget to wash your tutu.

Hoo-haa was the term used when I was not behaving myself. As a child, I loved bathing suits...until they were wet. I would get out of the pool, and immediately take my bathing suit off. My grandmother would snatch me up and throw a towel around me and make me put the offensive wet garment back on, saying "Quit showing your hoo-haa to the whole world!"

A hoo-haa is a naughty tutu.
 
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