Charlie Crist takes a Bride

[SHELLY]

Charlie Crist Getting Married So He Can Pretend To Be McCain?s Vice President Until November

Orange-skinned Florida ?bachelor 4 life? Charlie Crist is the latest in Florida?s long line of moderate Republican politicians who live swinging, middle-aged male lives without women. But he apparently really wants to lose with John McCain this fall, so he has announced the impending tinkle of little wedding bells!

Charlie was married for like five days way back in 1980, but that didn?t work out so well, due to differences between Charlie and the lady, whoever she was. He had some fake girlfriend last year; we don?t remember what happened to her. And there was that one time Jeb Bush called a reporter a jackass for asking about Crist?s sexytime or something.

His new gal pal is ? eh, read the story, we are late for dinner. Happy July the 3rd leading to the July 4 holiday weekend, everybody!!

http://www.pnj.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080703/NEWS01/80703030

 

[ckhagen]

I totally saw that coming.

 

[elgordoboy]

Charlie Crist Getting Married So He Can Pretend To Be McCain?s Vice President Until November

Orange-skinned Florida ?bachelor 4 life? Charlie Crist is the latest in Florida?s long line of moderate Republican politicians who live swinging, middle-aged male lives without women. But he apparently really wants to lose with John McCain this fall, so he has announced the impending tinkle of little wedding bells!

Charlie was married for like five days way back in 1980, but that didn?t work out so well, due to differences between Charlie and the lady, whoever she was. He had some fake girlfriend last year; we don?t remember what happened to her. And there was that one time Jeb Bush called a reporter a jackass for asking about Crist?s sexytime or something.

His new gal pal is ? eh, read the story, we are late for dinner. Happy July the 3rd leading to the July 4 holiday weekend, everybody!!

http://www.pnj.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080703/NEWS01/80703030

You dining at Waffle House? Who else serves at an hour like this? Got the invite from Dracula perhaps...happy 4th back at you.

 

[Mango]

You dining at Waffle House? Who else serves at an hour like this? Got the invite from Dracula perhaps...happy 4th back at you.

I was wondering the same thing. Happy 4th y'all!

 

[beachmouse]

Should the headline be about Charlie growing a beard?

 

[TooFarTampa]

God bless Charlie -- he's always looking out for the people of Florida. Times may be tough and people may be feeling down, but he is finding a way to make us all laugh. What a great governor. :funn:

 

[Bob]

Charlie is an Republican enigma wrapped in a sexual mystery?

 

[wrobert]

Charlie is an Republican enigma wrapped in a sexual mystery?

Everyone just needs to remember who told you months ago that CC was going to be VP. And he will be the next President in 2012.

 

[Matt J]

Everyone just needs to remember who told you months ago that CC was going to be VP. And he will be the next President in 2012.

A gay president before a black or female one? Oh wait that already happened.

 

[trikkster101]

Found out on the fourth. A nice woman from South Carolina brought in an article about the FL governer to a bunch of floridians who knew nothing about it. funniest thing you could have possinly seen. She was WOWED that we knew nothing of it. A close family friend was faternity brothers with him and he didn't even know he was dating someone!! :funn: Who knew?