My trip haiku...





IBD did a great job on the trip report! We finally delivered on a road trip!
Highlights included...
the best cheeseburger, ever in Canton, TX!
the red drinks
DD getting to see her man and when David A stopped singing!
The impromptu haiku in the pucking traffic jam.
The lady talking to the million dollar wall.
The scam artist preacher wanting $17.72 and telling him we were broke.
The po po showing up and IBD puzzled why a man of the cloth would be at the casino!
Eating dinner at midnight.
Seeing all the people that couldn't walk a straight line.
Acting kinda' like adults and staying below the legal limit.
IBD winning big on the $1 slot machine!
Getting back to our room and having no water!
IBD calling and trying to get someone to send bottled water so we could brush our teeth and getting shut down.
Everyone sleeping in!
DD and I letting IBD sleep in and sneaking out to gamble.
Telling the folks out front that we were partly responsible for the po po showing up and taking the scam man to jail.
Losing our shirts and then finding our shirts before we went to the 10,000 calorie buffet and then our shirts became TIGHT!
The Chinese penny slot game.
DD losing big on the penny slot.
Miss Kitty using an ATM machine for the second time in her life. Guess why.
DD deciding we needed to try the $1 slots before we drove home. She warmed up the machine (read...losing her shirt)
Miss Kitty nervously putting that last bill in the $1 slot and hitting super big!
DD making Miss K cash out.
Driving home with lots of funn memories!

...we laughed so much and I think DD and I freaked IBD out with all our phobias, starting with the glass elevator.
Remember, this trip was made possible by...SoWal.com!
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