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Craig Ferguson on McCain Suspension of Campaign
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DT3Dest47U"]YouTube - Craig Ferguson on McCain suspending his Campaign[/ame]
Too funny
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DT3Dest47U"]YouTube - Craig Ferguson on McCain suspending his Campaign[/ame]
Too funny
I LOVE Craig!!!!!!!!
Letterman. 
TOP 10 SURPRISING FACTS ABOUT SARAH PALIN
10. Sometimes Sarah calls John McCain “Grandpa.”
9. She stole that sexy librarian look from me.
8. Recently passed legislation to build a bridge to Funkytown.
7. Does great impressions of Tina Fey.
6. Favorite meal: moose nuggets and beaver jerky.
5. Working on “Knight Rider” spinoff about a talking snowmobile.
4. Favorite book? “Late Show Fun Facts” -– available at fine stores everywhere.
3. Once spent a week in the hospital after attempting to put lipstick on a pit bull.
2. To improve her foreign policy experience, she recently went to the International House of Pancakes.
1. Only person I know who’s not afraid to go hunting with Dick Cheney.
TOP 10 SURPRISING FACTS ABOUT SARAH PALIN
10. Sometimes Sarah calls John McCain “Grandpa.”
9. She stole that sexy librarian look from me.
8. Recently passed legislation to build a bridge to Funkytown.
7. Does great impressions of Tina Fey.
6. Favorite meal: moose nuggets and beaver jerky.
5. Working on “Knight Rider” spinoff about a talking snowmobile.
4. Favorite book? “Late Show Fun Facts” -– available at fine stores everywhere.
3. Once spent a week in the hospital after attempting to put lipstick on a pit bull.
2. To improve her foreign policy experience, she recently went to the International House of Pancakes.
1. Only person I know who’s not afraid to go hunting with Dick Cheney.
kathydwells
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
Post Turtle
While suturing out a cut on the hand of a 75-year old rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working the cattle on his ranch, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the conversation got around to Sarah Palin and her bid to be a heartbeat away from being President of the United States.
"Well, y'know," said the old man, "Palin is a post turtle."
"What's a post turtle?" asked the doctor.
The old rancher replied, "Well, when you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top of it, that's a post turtle. You know she didn't get there by herself, she doesn't belong up there, she doesn't know what to do while she's up there and you wonder just what kind of a dumba$$ put her up there to begin with."
While suturing out a cut on the hand of a 75-year old rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working the cattle on his ranch, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the conversation got around to Sarah Palin and her bid to be a heartbeat away from being President of the United States.
"Well, y'know," said the old man, "Palin is a post turtle."
"What's a post turtle?" asked the doctor.
The old rancher replied, "Well, when you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top of it, that's a post turtle. You know she didn't get there by herself, she doesn't belong up there, she doesn't know what to do while she's up there and you wonder just what kind of a dumba$$ put her up there to begin with."
Those were funny!
Obama confronting Iran, Venezuela, Syria, etc. would sound like Darth Vader with Truman Capote's voice.
I tried to watch the debate, but all I heard was blah-blah-blah, yakety-schmakety...
The October 7 Town Hall debate is being held at my Alma Mater, Belmont University. (Belmont College--oh, I mean Un-i-ver-si-ty! If you go there, too, you can sing as good as me!) I plan to be glued to the screen with the sound off!
The October 7 Town Hall debate is being held at my Alma Mater, Belmont University. (Belmont College--oh, I mean Un-i-ver-si-ty! If you go there, too, you can sing as good as me!) I plan to be glued to the screen with the sound off!
That's a good one.