Dallas Cowboys...what a joke!

[Miss Kitty]

The 2009 Dallas Cowboy Jokes:


Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?


A. The Dallas Cowboys



Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?


A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".



Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?


A. Draw a Goal Line around it.



Q. What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring?


A. A thief.



Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?


A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.



Q. How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?


A. Nobody remembers and we will never find out!



Q. What do the Cowboys and a possums have in common?


A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

 

[shakennotstirred]

:funn:

Thanks Miss Kitty.

I know lots of Steeler fans who are gonna love this!

 

[Matt J]

Apparently you could easily do a find and replace with Alabama.

 

[DD]

I sure hope Jerry's got lots of other bookings at the new stadium.

Good ones, MK

 

[BeachSteelers]

CRYBOYS True to their Self.
HERE WE GO.........

 

[greenroomsurfer]

View attachment 11457 we don't need no stinkin cowboys!

 

[Matt J]

View attachment 11457 we don't need no stinkin cowboys!

As performed by buhrice!

 

[ktschris]

It's ok Miss Kitty, things could be worse....did you notice the Rams this season?

 

[Cheering472]

I loved these Kitty! Too Funny!

 

[kathydwells]

Apparently you could easily do a find and replace with Alabama.

Freakin' BITE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why does it alway's have to be about Alabama.