Crazy in the mountains tonight:
I'm doing a show up the road in a little mountain college town. The theater is a block from the town square.
Tonight as I was leaving, I heard sirens, and saw blue lights going around the square. A few minutes later, a truck (going maybe 35 mph) came down the hill from the square with a campus patrol car behind it. Right behind that was (I'm not making this up!) a local policeman on a bike and 2 local squad cars. The campus car went flying over the speed table with the bike and the other two right behind him.
It's hard to take a police chase seriously when it involves a bicycle cop!

(Bystanders reported that the police caught the truck and dragged the perp out onto the street. I hope it wasn't for anything serious, like cutting the tags off his pillows.)