Finish what you started

[Miss Critter]

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives!

Some doctor on the TV this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, abutle of vocka, a pockage of Pringlies, tha mainder of a botl Prozic and Valumscriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets. Yu haf no idr who fikin gud I fel.

Peas sen dis orn to anyy yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece.

 

[Lake View Too]

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives!

Some doctor on the TV this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, abutle of vocka, a pockage of Pringlies, tha mainder of a botl Prozic and Valumscriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets. Yu haf no idr who fikin gud I fel.

Peas sen dis orn to anyy yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece.

i feal yer inr pece. Yu raidiate gudniss. (But I think he was telling you to finish painting the kitchen...)

 

[Alicia Leonard]

I falz don aftr takin yer advce

 

[Miss Critter]

I falz don aftr takin yer advce

Dunt blam mee. Itz the sluttttty shooz.

 

[Alicia Leonard]

Dunt blam mee. Itz the sluttttty shooz.

Eye tols u eye no gud at drinkin an highs hels,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

 

[ASH]

:funn:

 

[zip]

You are way cool Miss Critter. You are young and getting younger.

 

[Miss Critter]

Thankshhhh, zipppppy! Hi, ASHHHH!

AAAAAAAAAAlica

 

[Rita]

Dunt blam mee. Itz the sluttttty shooz.

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:funn:

You're on a roll! Love it!


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[CastlesOfSand]

:funn: Too funny!