I've seen a copy of his swimmer certificate, but I think it's bogus. I think he should release the original and put an end to all of this.
Good one. Jaws scarred me for life. At least in the Panhandle the water is usually clear, so I can be on the lookout forI wonder if the Obama's ever watched JAWS or Shark Week.


I heard that Obama was going to take his family to the Outpost over on the north side of the bay!
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I've seen a copy of his swimmer certificate, but I think it's bogus. I think he should release the original and put an end to all of this.
He'll do it all. He's going parasailing, he's going to shuck and eat a few oysters, expect to see him on a water slide, he'll hit Ms. Newby's for some Hunch Punch and maybe chat with a few bikers. If he can get away from the wife he may end up at Tan Fanny's over on Beck Ave. I just hope he has a designated driver.
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I had read Obama is a big fan of Ripley's and enjoys visiting all of the museums around the Country. He wants to see the guy with 4 pupils.
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