"really, dude?" my 8 year old said this to me as I served him brown rice for dinner. he needs to learn some of those oldies but goodies.
Sh!t fire and save matches!
It's "even a blind squirrel can find a nut sometimes" and "even a blind hawg can find a truffle".
not in Alabama! always a "blind hawg" and an "acorn"
Touche'!!!I rest my case. ;-)
I've enjoyed reading all the swell contributions! 
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My gramma: There's a Jack for every Jill