Fact of the Day

[Leader of the Banned]

Urea, a chemical compound found in urine, is added to cigarettes for extra flavor. - Provided by RandomHistory.com

I'll bet the tobacco companies hire cheap labor to pee on the cigarettes. They give them free beer and let them have at it.

 

[Lake View Too]

I'd pee on cigarettes for free.

 

[Leader of the Banned]

I'd pee on cigarettes for free.

Well yeah, us guys used to do it all the time back in the day when people used to throw them in the urinals. Breaking them up was a kind of sport. I define success as being able to separate the tobacco from the filter.

 

[Lake View Too]

Ah, the good old days: cigarette butts in the urinals, pop tops littering the parking lots, broken bottles and dog poop on the beaches...I'm getting misty eyed...

 

[Bob]

how about septic tanks on the beach?

 

[Leader of the Banned]

Like the time we were at the drive-in standing around drinking. We see a cop car on patrol slowly coming our way, so we hide our beers. We've got it all covered so we think. The cop runs right over an empty beer bottle and it makes a loud pop. Instead of arresting someone, he did something worse. He got as pissed as can be, made us dump out our beer, and killed our buzzes. People can be so mean.

 

[Leader of the Banned]

how about septic tanks on the beach?

I think that would really mess up the view wouldn't it?

 

[Bob]

Gulfshore Dr., after a hurricane..Kurt has photos

 

[Leader of the Banned]

So you could actually see the tanks after the sand got washed away??

 

[Bob]

yes, either he or Smiling jOE had photos