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Leader of the Banned

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We haven't won a war since the word "God" was awkwardly inserted into the Pledge of Allegiance.
 

poppy

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Leader of the Banned

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We haven't won a war since the mint stopped producing the Mercury dime in 1946. I'm sure it's not just a coincidence. I can see the direct causation between the absence of mythological figures on our coinage and the decline of the leadership abilities of our commanders in chief. My intuitions, life experience, and common sense tell me this must be the case.
 

poppy

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We haven't won a war since our greatest, smartest, deciderest, President GW Bush was born.
 

Leader of the Banned

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I remember that back in the day when men were men and women were women, all the cars had tail fins. Maybe if we just revived tail fins, our country would have a stronger moral fiber.
 

Lake View Too

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I think bad spelling is the problem. When people are allowed to misspell words without being thrown into the stockades, where is the civilization in that. When George WTF Bush got Iraq and Iran wrong, look what happened. Three different ways to spell "to" leads to anarchy. Rite?
 

poppy

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I think bad spelling is the problem. When people are allowed to misspell words without being thrown into the stockades, where is the civilization in that. When George WTF Bush got Iraq and Iran wrong, look what happened. Three different ways to spell "to" leads to anarchy. Rite?

Absulootlly coreckt.
 

steel1man

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I remember that back in the day when men were men and women were women, all the cars had tail fins. Maybe if we just revived tail fins, our country would have a stronger moral fiber.
The tailfin era of automobile styling encompassed the 1950s and 1960s, peaking between 1957 and 1960. It was a style that spread worldwide, as car designers picked up styling trends from the US automobile industry where it was the golden epoch of American autodesign. Wonder what other things happened oh the 1960's that could validate your thoughts? Mmm
 

poppy

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Well there was the the Civil Rights Act or as rednecks call it the down fall of the nation. They remember it as the good old days when everyone knew their place and they could tell certain people where their place was without a bunch of back talk. Those idiots at Fox News may have lied about the UK and France, but I remember as a kid in the 50's there were lots of "no go zones" right here in the good old USA. They included restrooms, diners, theaters, water fountains, really just about everywhere. Not for me of course that was just for black people, but few people gave a sh*t what they thought.
 
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