SoWal Speak: A Primer

Bat turd: Refers to anyone that we deem a loveable idiot.....

I must add, the majority of these SoWal words were made up while PUIing!!!!

Lets not forget:
Funn: the only way to spell it in SoWal!!!!! (Otherwise self explanatory)

Lets not forget:
Funn: the only way to spell it in SoWal!!!!! (Otherwise self explanatory)

Well...I think Kimmi's showing us the WHOLE definition..


Funn means you take it that extra mile. You have that one more drink. You feel the broom hittin' your heels at 2:15am.

The bartenders know you by name and give you a discount AND Dj Vladi loves when you rush his booth and stand on the chairs and dance for him until he plays your songs:

1. Love Train
2. Don't Funk With My Heart
3. I Just Wanna Get Married

And you have your picture hanging in the Red Bar.

And Cabanaman gives you free chairs and kayaks.

And Mo is your 2nd dad.

And you know what a little baby chicken is.

You know who the "Phat One" is.

You remember when Little Mike couldn't drive.

You've been screamed at by Drex and you've stayed at Grayton Sunset for a week when your house is down the road.

Tea Bag has t-bagged you.

Phead sings Afternoon Delight to you when requested and he has a song made up for your name.

You can 3-way call on a cell phone.

You've played Bingo at the Bingo Palace.

You've given George a treat.

You've stalked Smiley J and left him an unnoticed gift. Unnoticed, well thought out gift.

You have hung out with Da Bears.

You played with Kirkifunn the one night he came out.

You have been a mexican- yes mexican- in the Seaside Thanksgiving Parade and a Flower in the 4th of July parade.

Aunt Fran wants to marry you off to one of her nephews.

You know "the boys" and you've hung out at "the studio" with the boys.

and to wrap things up... You've snuck into the Doodlie cold pool at Seacrest loooong ago, know the Tom Thumb gays, Lucas, the Mexican Hideaway, Javier hugs you and Rebecca doesn't make you wait.
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Well...I think Kimmi's showing us the WHOLE definition..


Funn means you take it that extra mile. You have that one more drink. You feel the broom hittin' your heels at 2:15am.

The bartenders know you by name and give you a discount AND Dj Vladi loves when you rush his booth and stand on the chairs and dance for him until he plays your songs:

1. Love Train
2. Don't Funk With My Heart
3. I Just Wanna Get Married

And you have your picture hanging in the Red Bar.

And Cabanaman gives you free chairs and kayaks.

And Mo is your 2nd dad.

And you know what a little baby chicken is.

You know who the "Phat One" is.

You remember when Little Mike couldn't drive.

You've been screamed at by Drex and you've stayed at Grayton Sunset for a week when your house is down the road.

Tea Bag has t-bagged you.

Phead sings Afternoon Delight to you when requested and he has a song made up for your name.

You can 3-way call on a cell phone.

You've played Bingo at the Bingo Palace.

You've given George a treat.

You've stalked Smiley J and left him an unnoticed gift. Unnoticed, well thought out gift.

You have hung out with Da Bears.

You played with Kirkifunn the one night he came out.

You have been a mexican- yes mexican- in the Seaside Thanksgiving Parade and a Flower in the 4th of July parade.

Aunt Fran wants to marry you off to one of her nephews.

You know "the boys" and you've hung out at "the studio" with the boys.

and to wrap things up... You've snuck into the Doodlie cold pool at Seacrest loooong ago, know the Tom Thumb gays, Lucas, the Mexican Hideaway, Javier hugs you and Rebecca doesn't make you wait.
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Well, by these, I am not a funn..... I guess I'll have to make up my own definition? (alli-come-lately-funn)

Been to SoWal 5 times in the last year

gone from 0 posts to 5,000 posts in the speed of light

had your boobs posted as your tar on the smoking, drinking & cussing night

attended the soiree, spending a quick 36 hours after driving 9 hours to get there and 9 hours home

rented the wash-a-way and had as many SoWallers join in the parties there!

Done jello shots with said fellow SoWallers at the Wash-a-way!

Kayaked in the lake and the creek

danced on a stump to Waco Ramblers with Toots!

Met the # 1 SoWaller (steele mama) at red bar while dancing to Dread
attended Mayhem

painted a plate at Fired Up

floated around the bay in a mighty fine boat with some mighty fine folk
loving the best parts of SoWal...which is ALL PARTS!

Met the real funns (except Kimmi)

pretty tame.....compared to the young funns!
I hope to add...LIVING in SoWal to my list some day! What could be more funn than that?

FTLOG

poot, poothead

WTF?

dammmmmm

sowal wench

:roll:

FTLOG

poot, poothead

WTF?

dammmmmm

sowal wench

:roll:

definitions please.

Jumbo

Assholiness- the most divine state of being one can ever hope to achieve. Created by Tootsie. My new fave word.

Jumbo

I think jdarg has a special trademark on that one.

I think jdarg has a special trademark on that one.

Hold on there Missy- I was at Coco's ALL afternoon and had 1 small margarita.

I think jdarg has a special trademark on that one.

:roll: ...ask jdarg who ordered the first one.

:roll: ...ask jdarg who ordered the first one.

You mean she learned from a master?

You mean she learned from a master?

I certainly didn't have to teach her how to drink it.

I certainly didn't have to teach her how to drink it.

Oh, like leading a horse to water and finding out it could drink.

You mean she learned from a master?

yes! miss kitty was the very first one ever to order a JUMBO!!!

See, the last 5 posts prove that I should NOT walk away from the computer.:nono1:

See, the last 5 posts prove that I should NOT walk away from the computer.:nono1:

It's never safe in this place to walk away.

Now what were we talking about? Oh yes, SoWal speak. We'll this one isn't strictly speaking a SoWal exclusive but it certainly gets a regular workout here:

tangent

grayt (great)
gulls (girls)
camel toe (frontal indentation)
penis cake (self-explanatory)
woot woot (exclaiming one's joy)
got pix (got pix)

there are so many more. what are ya'll waiting for???

tinkle
cockapoo (is this correct?)
fartblossom
BF (as in BF glass of wine)
dr. mofo (there's only one) (maybe some of the nicknames deserve to be in the dictionary, don't know)
martha stewart (punzy)
child bride (punzy)
resident russell crowe (see dr mofo)
resident counselor (cck)
resident others I can't recall right now

fartblossom

speaking of fartblossom...where oh where has our little one gone?

speaking of fartblossom...where oh where has our little one gone?

she's working.

I don't like it

(Just made that that one up...... )

Mangolian: Someone who took out an iron. or thinking about ironing.

Can be used as an adjective or noun.
Not to be confused with alien.​

(Just made that that one up...... )

grayt: synonym for great
Texgent: tangent from a Texan

I don't like it

... I love it