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SoWal Speak: A Primer

DD avatar
SoWal Expert
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Toots suggested that we start a SoWal Dictionary...you know, all the words we use in our day to day communication. I mentioned this idea to mr. dd and he thought it was an excellent idea for newbies, lurkers and just plain strangers to this unique place we call SoWal.com. So, thanks Toots for the suggestion and an opportunity to inform the public.

I'll start...add as you please. Plurals, Synonyms and Antonyms encouraged.

MoFo: Since we can't use real cuss words on this board, this just sorta came up one day when I was attempting to decribe a rain storm I'd been through. Toots kinda liked it, and it has become the catch phrase for many people, things and places.

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drunkkenartist avatar
Beach Fanatic
#27
What about sowalcializing? Isn't that what we are all doing here anyway?:roll:
Miss Kitty avatar
Meow
#28
tinkle my panties

sowaller

That's so Mermy!

dysfunnctional

assholiness...I know it's been said, but I just love it so and wanted to type it.

:biggrin:
RiverOtter avatar
got any pics?
#29
Just read this thread :lol:
audie avatar
fartblossom
#30
speaking of fartblossom...where oh where has our little one gone? :( :idontno:

she's working. :(

fartblossom's been working like a dog to pay for vacations - and i don't just dislike it - i hate it !
Mango avatar
SoWal Insider
#31
What about sowalcializing? Isn't that what we are all doing here anyway?:roll:

Good one Kenny. :clap_1:
Teresa avatar
SoWal Guide
#32
fartblossom's been working like a dog to pay for vacations - and i don't just dislike it - i hate it !

working is no excuse for dissing the wenches! :biggrin:
Teresa avatar
SoWal Guide
#33
a few more...

thread kill

thread killer

hijacking a thread

PUI

STFU

overserved (drank too much but not my fault)

card carrying wench (one of you said this just the other day - was it GTTBM?)

assholiness :lol:

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Franny avatar
Beach Fanatic
#34
What about sowalcializing? Isn't that what we are all doing here anyway?:roll:

:lolabove: sowalcializing! Love it!!:funn:
Miss Kitty avatar
Meow
#35
Toots...you are hear by crowned the Her Honor, the SoWal Wench Dictionariness. :bow:

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kathydwells avatar
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
#36
The Otter Flies at Midnight. :biggrin:
Teresa avatar
SoWal Guide
#37
Toots...you are hear by crowned the Her Honor, the SoWal Wench Dictionariness. :bow:

NO!!!!!! that is DD's thing!!!!!! taking notes DD???



The Otter Flies at Midnight. :biggrin:

of course!

and How do you spell Funn?

:razz:
DD avatar
SoWal ExpertAuthor
#38
Toots...you are hear by crowned the Her Honor, the SoWal Wench Dictionariness. :bow:

Yep.
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superJfunn
#39
Well...I think Kimmi's showing us the WHOLE definition..


Funn means you take it that extra mile. You have that one more drink. You feel the broom hittin' your heels at 2:15am.

The bartenders know you by name and give you a discount AND Dj Vladi loves when you rush his booth and stand on the chairs and dance for him until he plays your songs:

1. Love Train
2. Don't Funk With My Heart
3. I Just Wanna Get Married

And you have your picture hanging in the Red Bar.

And Cabanaman gives you free chairs and kayaks.

And Mo is your 2nd dad.

And you know what a little baby chicken is.

You know who the "Phat One" is.

You remember when Little Mike couldn't drive.

You've been screamed at by Drex and you've stayed at Grayton Sunset for a week when your house is down the road.

Tea Bag has t-bagged you.

Phead sings Afternoon Delight to you when requested and he has a song made up for your name.

You can 3-way call on a cell phone.

You've played Bingo at the Bingo Palace.

You've given George a treat.

You've stalked Smiley J and left him an unnoticed gift. Unnoticed, well thought out gift.

You have hung out with Da Bears.

You played with Kirkifunn the one night he came out.

You have been a mexican- yes mexican- in the Seaside Thanksgiving Parade and a Flower in the 4th of July parade.

Aunt Fran wants to marry you off to one of her nephews.

You know "the boys" and you've hung out at "the studio" with the boys.

and to wrap things up... You've snuck into the Doodlie cold pool at Seacrest loooong ago, know the Tom Thumb gays, Lucas, the Mexican Hideaway, Javier hugs you and Rebecca doesn't make you wait.
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dd you really do listen to us :clap_1:
DD avatar
SoWal ExpertAuthor
#40
NO!!!!!! that is DD's thing!!!!!! taking notes DD???







of course!

and How do you spell Funn?

:razz:

I humbly defer this honor to you, Queen Dictionariess. This was your idea, and your every platform is our command. All you need do is say the word--and poof!! It's done!!

dd you really do listen to us :clap_1:

:wub: Absolutely!! I have learned much from you young'uns! :wub:
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Christini Zambini
#41
The most important clarification: Sueshore = Miss Kitty
Rita avatar
margarita brocolia
#42
Let's get a few more "definitions" with these SoWal terms!

I wear a t-shirt saying "How do you spell funn?" >>"The otter flies at midnight" and I'm not sure I know what that means... I always assumed it had to do with the midnight meeting (one of the first) of 5 SoWallers on the beach w/River Otter present ... but explain the flying at midnight (or is it something else?) Clue me in here.:confused:

Nobody ever asks me what my shirt means anyway. But they do sorta chuckle at the FUNN. :D
whiteyfunn avatar
SoWal Staff
#43
dd you really do listen to us :clap_1:

I think it was copy and pasted but good for dd finding that thread!

It's all true you know...
Teresa avatar
SoWal Guide
#44
and this one we learned/adopted from kimmi:

oh snap! (I take it as meaning oh sheeit!)

and this:

crap on the beach (just what it says)

and we can't leave out:
sasquatch (had to be there)

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kathydwells avatar
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
#45
and this one we learned/adopted from kimmi:

oh snap! (I take it as meaning oh sheeit!)

and this:

crap on the beach (just what it says)

and we can't leave out:
sasquatch (had to be there)

OH, OH, OH...I just thought of another one....dune humping.
Teresa avatar
SoWal Guide
#46
OH, OH, OH...I just thought of another one....dune humping.

:clap_1: :lol: :lolabove: couldn't leave that one out... thanks to SJ's fine soft porn beach photography.
Paula avatar
Beach Fanatic
#47
So Wall Tea Time = drinks on the beach at sunset (I think I heard that here on this message board quite a while ago)
audie avatar
fartblossom
#48
working is no excuse for dissing the wenches! :biggrin:

it's not a good excuse, you're right, but it do pay the bills !:roll:
Sheila avatar
SoWal Insider
#49
Imaginary friends......what your children call SoWallers that parents are meeting in person, for the first time. Accompanied bby this look, :shock:.
Teresa avatar
SoWal Guide
#50
Imaginary friends......what your children call SoWallers that parents are meeting in person, for the first time. Accompanied bby this look, :shock:.

yes, we also call these friends axe murderers.:lol:
Sheila avatar
SoWal Insider
#51
yes, we also call these friends axe murderers.:lol:


Yes, I should edit to read. "MOM! What are you thinking? This person could be an AXE MURDERER!!!!! :shock:"

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