Funniest thing you've ever seen?

He never changed expression, just kept looking down and urinating and said, "She'll never go out with you after she hears about this."

:laughing1 That is hilarious! I can't think of a thing that could compete. :clap_1:

My best friend in high school had a cat and a small poodle which was about the size of the cat. Said cat loved to chase the poodle around the house. Well, one day the cat caught the poodle.. but got its claws stuck in the poodle-like fur on the poor dog's butt.
So here we have a frantic dog tearing through the house, with a frantic cat attached to its rear end.. both of them eventually got so freaked out they started peeing all over the place. I was laughing so hard, I must admit I nearly did too!

That would have won on America's Funniest Home Videos!

That would have won on America's Funniest Home Videos!

Yes, it probably would have, but who really wants to see video of Amylouky peeing her pants?:floor:

Yes, it probably would have, but who really wants to see video of Amylouky peeing her pants?:floor:

You'd be surprised. You don't look at many of the XXX websites, do you? :floor:

Yes, it probably would have, but who really wants to see video of Amylouky peeing her pants?:floor:

Pee humor-goooooood......

You'd be surprised. You don't look at many of the XXX websites, do you? :floor:

And you know a thing or two about these sites yourself, do ya? Why would porn sites have pictures of people peeing their pants? I thought they were necked?:idontno:

And you know a thing or two about these sites yourself, do ya? Why would porn sites have pictures of people peeing their pants? I thought they were necked?:idontno:

You've been drinking Evian backwards, haven't you?
Just kidding.. although, one trip to ConsumptionJunction.com will DEFINITELY skew your view on life..
Not recommending the site, just sayin'..

You've been drinking Evian backwards, haven't you?
Just kidding.. although, one trip to ConsumptionJunction.com will DEFINITELY skew your view on life..
Not recommending the site, just sayin'..

I am not even going there. Now what was that name?:floor:

I am not even going there. Now what was that name?:floor:

Okay, disclaimer: I will not be held responsible for any damages (physical, mental, emotional, financial, or vision loss) that may occur from visiting that site. It should really be called trulyfoul.com...

Okay, disclaimer: I will not be held responsible for any damages (physical, mental, emotional, financial, or vision loss) that may occur from visiting that site. It should really be called trulyfoul.com...

What about damages to computers from downloading hidden viruses which may be lurking in the foul stuff?

What about damages to computers from downloading hidden viruses which may be lurking in the foul stuff?

One word: AntiVir.

And it started out innocently enough...

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C'mon SJ, man of the world, seeker of truth and light, give us a good story. Or just make one up.

C'mon SJ, man of the world, seeker of truth and light, give us a good story. Or just make one up.

Oh, I have seen some stories which would be worthy, but I am having a mental blank. Sometimes, I need reminders of the events to spark my memory. If I think of one, I will post it.

Okay, just remembered one, although it would be far from the funniest one I have witnessed, I will share it for what it is worth. It is more of a socially silly thing. I will begin by saying that I have been at numerous weddings, at all of which, everyone makes a big deal about the ceremonial cutting of the wedding cake and the photos that go with it. You know what I am talking about -- wedding cakes are off limits until after this event. These cakes can be very pricey, and by God, we are going to get those oh, so important photos. Well, at one wedding reception, only 5 minutes in to it, I witnessed a very hungry lady who proceeded straight to the wedding cake.She had a curious look on her face as to why no one had touched the wedding cake -- it looked so delicious. That's right. She proceeded to slice into the cake with her cocktail fork, and before long, other guests were wondering who took the knife and began cutting into it with their forks, too. The Bride's mom flipped out about 30 minutes later when the cake was reduced to crumbs and no photos to show for it.

Maybe you had to be there, but the following was hilarious to us.

We went to Italy with our best friends and our three teenaged girls. We were at a restaurant in Florence that I highly recommend, Trattoria Giorgio. The menu is family-style Italian. The primo course consisted of spaghetti Bolognese, tortellini, macaroni with funghi, macaroni piccante/spicy, and fettuccine pomodori. The secondo was veal with funghi, sausage, chicken cacciatore, accompanied by a choice of spinach or a wonderful green salad containing white and green beans. All of that food was 16,000 lira - about 9 dollars per person! The wine was incredibly good, especially at well under $10 a bottle, and we drank our share. At the end of the meal, our friend said he needed to go to the bathroom. Well, picture seeing the most conservative, proper person that you know (unlike wild-and-crazy me) walking to a corner in the restaurant by a plant, turning his back to the room, and unzipping this pants! The wait staff and we gasped because we thought he was about to relieve himself. It turns out that what he was doing was getting some cash out of his hidden money belt (pickpocketing is SO bad in Italy). We laughed until we cried - I almost wet my pants.

Maybe you had to be there, but the following was hilarious to us.

We went to Italy with our best friends and our three teenaged girls. We were at a restaurant in Florence that I highly recommend, Trattoria Giorgio. The menu is family-style Italian. The primo course consisted of spaghetti Bolognese, tortellini, macaroni with funghi, macaroni piccante/spicy, and fettuccine pomodori. The secondo was veal with funghi, sausage, chicken cacciatore, accompanied by a choice of spinach or a wonderful green salad containing white and green beans. All of that food was 16,000 lira - about 9 dollars per person! The wine was incredibly good, especially at well under $10 a bottle, and we drank our share. At the end of the meal, our friend said he needed to go to the bathroom. Well, picture seeing the most conservative, proper person that you know (unlike wild-and-crazy me) walking to a corner in the restaurant by a plant, turning his back to the room, and unzipping this pants! The wait staff and we gasped because we thought he was about to relieve himself. It turns out that what he was doing was getting some cash out of his hidden money belt (pickpocketing is SO bad in Italy). We laughed until we cried - I almost wet my pants.

:floor::floor::floor:

Maybe you had to be there, but the following was hilarious to us.

No need to be there; the mental picture is vivid enough! :laughing1 :floor:

Ok, so it is not the funniest thing that I have ever seen, because it happened to me. It is the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to me, and probably the funniest thing alot of people saw. Several years ago I was a board member of the Huntsville Jaycees. We had a HUGE awards banquet with 100's of people in attendance, because I was receiving an award I was seated in the front of a very large audience. I had to go potty pretty bad and could not wait until the end of the banquet. So, I walked up past many, many rows of people. Did I mention it was a black tie event, yep I had to wear a dress and panty hose (which I hate with a passion) I have never worn them again since this night, you will soon see why. I made my way up past all the people, I went to the bathroom and did my business. I came strutting back down past all the people to my front row seat. I heard ALOT of giggling, and couldn't imagine what was going on. I was about to sit down, when a friend of mine got my attention (too bad she wasn't sitting way up in the audience, no she was sitting right beside me) anyway, she said "Kathy you might want to turn around and take a look at your behind" OMG, I turned around and yep, as you might have guessed, my dress was tucked up into my panty hose, my panty hose butt was just a shinning. Luckily, I have a sense of humor and just pulled out the dress and laughed along with all of those other people!! To this day you will NEVER catch me in a pair of panty hose, I don't care if I am translucent, which I usually am without a bit of sun. Doesn't bother me though, would rather be white than have another dress stuck up in those awful things. 😀