Funniest thing you've ever seen?

I guess its time for some new signs on the beach.

"No dry humping please"

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Now that is a Friday Funny. someone really must post that exact sign.

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Now that is a Friday Funny. someone really must post that exact sign.

Trying to upload your sign --- hope this works

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Oh man that's great

OMG, I turned around and yep, as you might have guessed, my dress was tucked up into my panty hose, my panty hose butt was just a shinning.

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Kathy, this is the funniest thing! I am rolling just thinking about it. I wonder what it is about public humiliation that makes us hysterical with laughter. (As long as it wasn't OUR humiliation.) Thanks for shedding a bit of your dignity and sharing!

I was Just thinking about the photos which RiverOtter posted with the guys unloading their PWC and sinking their SUV, which I think is pretty funny. It reminded me of an event which occured about 20 years ago, when I was visiting a friend one Saturday morning. This particular friend, whom I have another funny story about, more like a "hey-watch-this" story, had a neighbor to the north named Lewy. Everyone that knew him called him Screwy Lewy. My friend and I were outside in the yard when we saw Screwy Lewy and his son attaching one end of a rope to a tree in his backyard. He then proceeded to tie the other end of the rope to his piece of crap green car, which was his only ride. My friend and I curiously watched because, according to my friend, something was about to happen. Screwy Lewy pointed to the car and his son walked over climbed in and waited for Screwy Lewy to give the signal. Screwey Lewy had retrieved a chainsaw and began to cut the tree. To me, it looked like a good tree, but I guess Screwy Lewy did not like it there. Screwy Lewy was concerned that the tree would fall on his house when he cut the tree, hence the reason for the car -- to pull it away from the house. Apparently, Screwy Lewy's rope was a little short, and when he cut the tree, he signaled his son to floor it, or at least that is what he did. The tree fell in the opposite direction of the house, but landed directly on top of his car, crushing in the trunk and the back portion of the roof. My friend and I were shocked with amazement.

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I read this an hour ago and I'm still cracking up.

Okay, I have one. (Warning: This may be one of those "you'd have to be there" stories.) When we were about 13, my cousin used to come spend the summers with us, and being out in the country we had all sorts of grand adventures. We would journey through fields and down train tracks and through streams, talking and laughing and having a wonderful time. One summer, we'd been walking down the train tracks in the woods, and were hot and tired, so we decided to cut across the yard of an old abandoned dwelling to get to the road, and head home. This dwelling was rotting, falling down, the yard was all grown up, and it was obvious (or so it would seem) that no one had lived there in a very long time. There was a cattle gate seperating the railroad tracks from the yard, so we bent down and began struggling through the bars. We had gone about a quarter of the way through the yard towards the road, when two dogs came charging around the side of the house, growling and barking and scaring the mess out of us. We freaked out and started running back towards the gate. I was slimmer and quicker than my cousin, and got there first. You had to go through head first, leaving your backside unprotected, and it was awkward and ungainly. I looked back and saw my cousin racing towards me, shreaking and yelling all sorts of (now) hilarious threats and encouragements for me to hurry up. I was halfway through when she reached me, and she didn't even stop - she planted her hands right on my butt and shoved me all the way through with one motion. I landed and rolled, and turned to see her chunk herself through with no less dignity. I have never seen her move that fast, all the while hollering "OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH" at the top of her lungs. We ran probably a quarter of a mile back in the other direction before stopping to rest. By the time we got back to the house (the long way) we were laughing so hard we could hardly stand up, and even now we can't talk about it without disolving into fits of hysterics.

It was a black lace thong that had gotten entangled with the one I was wearing,. :oops:

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