Great meeting y'all tonight and enjoying the beach at moon rise :cool: . Can't wait till tomorrow for the real deal 😀 . We'll bring more food and drinks :cool:
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Ok, I will tell them that SJ said I could drink on the job, and if I get fired, then I can come down there permantely. I guess I would be homeless though, but homeless at the beach couldn't be all that bad, could it?
Homeless at the Beach?
Remedy: Sleep on the Beach in the day time. Watch the stars at night. You can stay out on the beach all night, just no camping/sleeping.
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Homeless at the Beach?
Remedy: Sleep on the Beach in the day time. Watch the stars at night. You can stay out on the beach all night, just no camping/sleeping.
Well, alrighty then, it is settled. I will get myself fired for drinking on the job. Then I am coming down to sleep on the beach during the day and star gaze at night. YEAH!!!!!
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I don't think this is too off thread....
Plus, I won't be able to post a friday funny (off tomorrow) so technically today is my friday....
20 Ways For Women To Tell That They've Had A Little Much To Drink
1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is.
2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling my butt while yelling "WOO-HOO!" is truly the sexiest dance move around.
3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe I could do it too.
4. In my last trip to pee, I realize I now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess I was just four hours ago.
5. I drop my 3:00 a.m. submarine on the floor (which I'm eating even though I'm not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on eating it.
6. I start crying and telling everyone I see that I love them sooooo much.
7. I get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song plays because "Oh my God! I love this song!"
8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to me.
9. The man I'm flirting with used to be my 5th grade teacher.
10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.
11. My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so I keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.
12. I've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.
13. I yell at the bartender, who (I think) cheated me by giving me just lemonade, but that's just because I can no longer taste the gin.
14. I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor.
15. I start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take this the WRONG WAY but..."
16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when I sit on it.
17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.
18. I'm tired so I just sit on the floor (wherever I happen to be standing) and take a quick nap.
19. I begin leaving the buttons open on my button fly pants to cut down on the time I'm in the bathroom away from my drink.
20. I take my shoes off because I believe it's their fault that I'm having problems walking straight.
Plus, I won't be able to post a friday funny (off tomorrow) so technically today is my friday....
20 Ways For Women To Tell That They've Had A Little Much To Drink
1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is.
2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling my butt while yelling "WOO-HOO!" is truly the sexiest dance move around.
3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe I could do it too.
4. In my last trip to pee, I realize I now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess I was just four hours ago.
5. I drop my 3:00 a.m. submarine on the floor (which I'm eating even though I'm not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on eating it.
6. I start crying and telling everyone I see that I love them sooooo much.
7. I get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song plays because "Oh my God! I love this song!"
8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to me.
9. The man I'm flirting with used to be my 5th grade teacher.
10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.
11. My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so I keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.
12. I've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.
13. I yell at the bartender, who (I think) cheated me by giving me just lemonade, but that's just because I can no longer taste the gin.
14. I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor.
15. I start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take this the WRONG WAY but..."
16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when I sit on it.
17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.
18. I'm tired so I just sit on the floor (wherever I happen to be standing) and take a quick nap.
19. I begin leaving the buttons open on my button fly pants to cut down on the time I'm in the bathroom away from my drink.
20. I take my shoes off because I believe it's their fault that I'm having problems walking straight.
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
ktschris, have you been spying on me?
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Well, alrighty then, it is settled. I will get myself fired for drinking on the job. Then I am coming down to sleep on the beach during the day and star gaze at night. YEAH!!!!!
You could draw unemployment!
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
You could draw unemployment!
Yes, and that would probably only buy me my favorite beverage for the day. Guess I would have to eat from the beach, maybe you guys could leave me some Cheezits!!!!
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Yes, and that would probably only buy me my favorite beverage for the day. Guess I would have to eat from the beach, maybe you guys could leave me some Cheezits!!!!
You could build yourself a nice beach shack from storm debris and rent chairs and umbrellas for a living. That's not looking too bad for me at this point.
How much gas is in my truck?? Can I make it?
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
You could build yourself a nice beach shack from storm debris and rent chairs and umbrellas for a living. That's not looking too bad for me at this point.
How much gas is in my truck?? Can I make it?
I got a full tank...I know, we can go into business together!! I will rent the chairs and umbrellas, and you could set you up a little bar and be the cabana boy!!! It is looking better by the minute.😀
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I got a full tank...I know, we can go into business together!! I will rent the chairs and umbrellas, and you could set you up a little bar and be the cabana boy!!! It is looking better by the minute.😀
I've got about a hundred surf fishing rods we could rent out too!
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
I've got about a hundred surf fishing rods we could rent out too!
YEAH!!!!!!!
Oh, and I just got this from a friend..thought I would share it with you and all the other Auburn fans out there. 😀 You might not want to go into business with me after reading this. 🙂
<FONT face=Arial>Roll Tide<B><FONT color=maroon size=4><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: maroon">
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Ok, let me try this again!!!!! Must be the beer...ha ha ha.
<FONT face=Arial>Roll Tide<B><FONT color=maroon size=4><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: maroon">
<FONT face=Arial>Roll Tide<B><FONT color=maroon size=4><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: maroon">
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
UGH....it's not working....
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Now if only you had a green fishing cart you'd guys be in business.
(Sorry, hope I didn't bring up sad memories)
(Sorry, hope I didn't bring up sad memories)
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
Ok, here we go again!! Sorry, folks...it is worth the wait though. IMHO.
Roll Tide
We Alabama fans amuse ourselves by scaring every Auburn fan we see strutting down the street with that obnoxious orange & blue on his shirt. We would swerve our vans as if to hit them, and then swerve back just missing them.
One day, while driving along, I saw a priest. I thought I would do a good deed, so I pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going Father?" "I'm going to give mass at St. Francis Church, about 2 miles down the road," replied the priest. "Climb in, Father! I'll give you a lift!" The priest climbed into the rear passenger seat, and we continued down the road.
Suddenly, I saw an Auburn fan walking down the road, with an obnoxious blue & orange shirt on and I instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, I swerved back into the road just in time. Even though I was certain that I had missed the guy, I still heard a loud "THUD." Not understanding where the noise came from, I glanced in my mirrors but still didn't see anything.
I then remembered the priest, and turned to the priest and said, "Sorry Father, I almost hit that Auburn fan."
"That's OK," replied the priest, "I got him with the door." ROLL TIDE !
Roll Tide
We Alabama fans amuse ourselves by scaring every Auburn fan we see strutting down the street with that obnoxious orange & blue on his shirt. We would swerve our vans as if to hit them, and then swerve back just missing them.
One day, while driving along, I saw a priest. I thought I would do a good deed, so I pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going Father?" "I'm going to give mass at St. Francis Church, about 2 miles down the road," replied the priest. "Climb in, Father! I'll give you a lift!" The priest climbed into the rear passenger seat, and we continued down the road.
Suddenly, I saw an Auburn fan walking down the road, with an obnoxious blue & orange shirt on and I instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, I swerved back into the road just in time. Even though I was certain that I had missed the guy, I still heard a loud "THUD." Not understanding where the noise came from, I glanced in my mirrors but still didn't see anything.
I then remembered the priest, and turned to the priest and said, "Sorry Father, I almost hit that Auburn fan."
"That's OK," replied the priest, "I got him with the door." ROLL TIDE !
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
Now if only you had a green fishing cart you'd guys be in business.
(Sorry, hope I didn't bring up sad memories)
Oh, that is great. LL is gonna be so sad when he reads this!!!!
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Now if only you had a green fishing cart you'd guys be in business.
(Sorry, hope I didn't bring up sad memories)
No worries ktschris,
I have another one in the works! This will be the new and improved version. And hopefully it won't weigh a ton like the last one.
Right now I'm working on a fish cleaning table for the lake. I'll post some pics later on.
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I'm sure it will be...
the best, jerry, the best 🙂
the best, jerry, the best 🙂
SoWal Expert
Now if only you had a green fishing cart you'd guys be in business.
(Sorry, hope I didn't bring up sad memories)
Hey, you don't work for the County, do you?
(LL, we may have caught your guy. :blink: -- just kidding)
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I got a full tank...I know, we can go into business together!! I will rent the chairs and umbrellas, and you could set you up a little bar and be the cabana boy!!! It is looking better by the minute.😀LL as cabana boy image caused expulsion of coffee onto rat pad! now gotta clean up the mess. :blink:
Beach Fanatic
LL as cabana boy image caused expulsion of coffee onto rat pad! now gotta clean up the mess. :blink:
I'm afraid this cabana boy would drink all of the liquor
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
LL as cabana boy image caused expulsion of coffee onto rat pad! now gotta clean up the mess. :blink:
:floor: :clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1:
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
I'm afraid this cabana boy would drink all of the liquor
:nono1:
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I'm afraid this cabana boy would drink all of the liquorWel, at least you'd be drinkin' at wholesale prices. 😀
Beach Fanatic
Wel, at least you'd be drinkin' at wholesale prices. 😀
I can see it now:
"Excuse me, cabana boy. Hello! I need a pina colada! Helllooooooo."
"What's wrong with the cabana boy?"
"I don't know. He's just laying there behind the counter."
Beach Fanatic
I can see it now:continued...
"Excuse me, cabana boy. Hello! I need a pina colada! Helllooooooo."
"What's wrong with the cabana boy?"
"I don't know. He's just laying there behind the counter."
"No problem. Just slip a 20 in his shorts and take the bottle." :floor: :floor:
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