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kurt, Smiling JOe, Moondance....

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Great meeting y'all tonight and enjoying the beach at moon rise :cool: . Can't wait till tomorrow for the real deal 😀 . We'll bring more food and drinks :cool:

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SoWal Expert
#77
Wel, at least you'd be drinkin' at wholesale prices. 😀

Yes, but 100% of $0 profit is still $0.
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Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
#78
Yes, but 100% of $0 profit is still $0.

Oh, ye of no faith, SJ.
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Beach Fanatic
#79
Yes, but 100% of $0 profit is still $0.

We'd solve that problem with the profit from our boiled peanuts and cheezit sales.
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SoWal Expert
#80
Oh, ye of no faith, SJ.

Just saying that if, as posted by LL himself, LL drank all of the booze, there would be no profits. Maybe you need supplemental sales, like have LL, the Cabana Boy, wear a thong and charge people to have their photos taken with him.
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Beach Fanatic
#81
Just saying that if, as posted by LL himself, LL drank all of the booze, there would be no profits. Maybe you need supplemental sales, like have LL, the Cabana Boy, wear a thong and charge people to have their photos taken with him.

Good idea!

That reminds me of this joke:

A blonde American man went to Paris to a beach and saw all these beautiful women walking around yet none of them would even look at him. He was a pretty good looking guy so he didn't see what was wrong. He asked his interpreter what he was doing wrong.

The interpreter told him to get the smallest Speedo he could find and wear it to the beach tomorrow. He got the Speedo and wore it to the beach. Still nothing. He asked the interpreter what else to do. The interpreter said to get a potatoe and stick it down the Speedo. He ran down the street to the store and bought a potato. He put it down the Speedo and went back to the beach.

But this time people were staring at him and some laughing. He went back to the interpreter and said, "I've done everything you said, only now they're laughing at me. Whats wrong!".

"Sir, you were supposed to put the potato down the front of the Speedo!"
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SoWal Expert
#82
:floor::floor::floor:
LL, you and Kathydwells could do stand up comedy on the beach too.
kathydwells avatar
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
#83
LL, that is so @#$% funny!!!! I can see it now, hey dude...you got a load there, might want to check it out.....:laughing1
kathydwells avatar
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
#84
:floor::floor::floor:
LL, you and Kathydwells could do stand up comedy on the beach too.

And you could work the bar while we are performing.....don't drink the profits though!!!!
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SoWal Expert
#85
And you could work the bar while we are performing.....don't drink the profits though!!!!

Only if I can wear a mighty tighty Speedo, or a thong.
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Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
#86
We'd solve that problem with the profit from our boiled peanuts and cheezit sales.

YUM, YUM....the spicier the better!!!
kathydwells avatar
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
#87
Only if I can wear a mighty tighty Speedo, or a thong.

Of course you can, but please leave the potatoe at home!!!!!
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Beach Fanatic
#88
Of course you can, but please leave the potatoe at home!!!!!

I don't think a "potato in the back" would work well with a thong anyway..

:laughing1
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kt loo
#89
man, leave a thread for a few hours and look what happens.
tsk tsk... crazy kids! :lol:
GraytonBound avatar
Beach Fanatic
#90
based on his other thread i think ro would give you a $20 for a box of cheezits right now....:floor:



We'd solve that problem with the profit from our boiled peanuts and cheezit sales.
kathydwells avatar
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
#91
based on his other thread i think ro would give you a $20 for a box of cheezits right now....:floor:


We'll take it. 😀
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Beach Fanatic
#92
based on his other thread i think ro would give you a $20 for a box of cheezits right now....:floor:

We'll take it. 😀

i think thats what they charge at the grayton market anyway :floor:

i love that place though...would pay 20 for a box of cheezits....and a trip to the bathroom :oops:
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margarita brocolia
#93
Maybe you need supplemental sales, like have LL, the Cabana Boy, wear a thong and charge people to have their photos taken with him.

And he could wear a white shirt with that thong & take pics in the dunes
:idontno:
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Beach Fanatic
#94
See a dune nazi in this pic? :lol:



Maybe, but (s)he might have been set up... 😀

Did the photographer get the message from the Der Fuhrer? Any news on her business license?? :idontno:
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Beach Fanatic
#95
After ya'll left.


Outstanding, again. But I thought you had no tripod, what'd you use?
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Funnkalicious
#96
See a dune nazi in this pic? :lol:



That is not a dune Nazi. That is a dune Sasquatch. :laughing1
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Meow
#97
That is not a dune Nazi. That is a dune Sasquatch. :laughing1

WOWZA again...I keep looking at the tan lines first and then BAM...I loose sight of them! Did I miss who was taking the photo and better yet...WHY?
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Funnkalicious
#98
Listen...they could have over to Grayton Sunset and borrowed some sheets to make her a toga. Nothing gets my dad more than when a big ole girl wears too small clothes. I'm sure he'd let them borrow a sheet. She'd just have to tuck it in where it says "Rivard"!
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#99
That is not a dune Nazi. That is a dune Sasquatch. :laughing1

Dammit Kimmifunn!! I just blew water all over the screen again and then snorted! :floor: :floor: I am :rofl: M(Otter)AO!! :floor: :floor:
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Funnkalicious
#100
Oh yeah...I'll be giving high fives in hell. Sorry if my post was insensitive and tacky! :oops: Glad you got a good laugh out of it RO! :laughing1
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Beach Fanatic
#101
Oh yeah...I'll be giving high fives in hell. Sorry if my post was insensitive and tacky! :oops: Glad you got a good laugh out of it RO! :laughing1

You GO Kimmifunn!! :clap_1: And make no mistake, RiverOtter takes great pride and pleasure in "insensitive and tacky" posts, as he is the Master. :bow:

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