Random Thoughts

from a neighborhood email alert....

Someone left their (2) 8 lb. weights on our lawn (tulip lane). To identify and claim, call 214-XXX-XXXX.
....really, I can't make this stuff up.

Funny how that works. Thankfully.

:funn:Which part? That my thought came back? Or, the kharmic thang?

Yawn - nap time!

I LOVE football Sundays. Even if there's a game on that I dont care too much about, I enjoy the sound.

I LOVE football Sundays. Even if there's a game on that I dont care too much about, I enjoy the sound.

Me, too. Also golf on Sundays. We like to turn the volume on low and take a nap. We watch the golf; we don't really watch the football.

it aggravates the hayull outta me when i'm ignored. and i love that i have air condition in my car. if i didn't i'd probably perspire and ruin my clothes. (not really, jus' sayin'):funn:

Me, too. Also golf on Sundays. We like to turn the volume on low and take a nap. We watch the golf; we don't really watch the football.

Oh yes I'm with you on the golf too, all that low talking and polite clapping just lulls you to sleep. A good golf nap. And of course TiVo so you can see all the good shots you missed while you were napping.

Oh yes I'm with you on the golf too, all that low talking and polite clapping just lulls you to sleep. A good golf nap. And of course TiVo so you can see all the good shots you missed while you were napping.

Like the vocabulary word I learned while reading a Beatrix Potter book to Beach Jacket when she was a baby, so soporific!

it aggravates the hayull outta me when i'm ignored. and i love that i have air condition in my car. if i didn't i'd probably perspire and ruin my clothes. (not really, jus' sayin'):funn:

Awww, does somebody need some attention today? What is it Aggieb? Here's a nice, dry, virtual hug. If you really want to cool off, I highly recommend the Dairy Aisle at Watercolor Publix. I swear its -10 degrees there. Fantastic.

it aggravates the hayull outta me when i'm ignored. and i love that i have air condition in my car. if i didn't i'd probably perspire and ruin my clothes. (not really, jus' sayin'):funn:

Well, let's see, it's Football AND Tennis Sunday - and probably something else I am missing. When ignored, go shopping! :funn:Come to Atlanta and we'll go shopping together! ;-)

went to return a chair I had out on approval today at an antique type place. walked in to tell them I had arrived, luckily between rain storms. the old biddie said....you expect us to carry the chair in? i said, well, yes, y'all put it in to my car on friday. she then says it was not possible, that everyone has back problems. hmmm, i said and she said i am sorry if i sounded rude, but we aren't supposed to move furniture. i said, well, you DID sound rude and I have a chair that needs to get out of my car. she got someone and i held the door for them. she then fell over all herself trying to be nice. biatch...you have seen the last of me.

went to return a chair I had out on approval today at an antique type place. walked in to tell them I had arrived, luckily between rain storms. the old biddie said....you expect us to carry the chair in? i said, well, yes, y'all put it in to my car on friday. she then says it was not possible, that everyone has back problems. hmmm, i said and she said i am sorry if i sounded rude, but we aren't supposed to move furniture. i said, well, you DID sound rude and I have a chair that needs to get out of my car. she got someone and i held the door for them. she then fell over all herself trying to be nice. biatch...you have seen the last of me.

Please reference Post 4638. ;-)

added this part later - Just cleaned out some emails that were slightly edgy, superior and rude from a 'friend.' Universe is gonna gitcha! This person has been gently kicked to the curb and never knew what happened.

went to return a chair I had out on approval today at an antique type place. walked in to tell them I had arrived, luckily between rain storms. the old biddie said....you expect us to carry the chair in? i said, well, yes, y'all put it in to my car on friday. she then says it was not possible, that everyone has back problems. hmmm, i said and she said i am sorry if i sounded rude, but we aren't supposed to move furniture. i said, well, you DID sound rude and I have a chair that needs to get out of my car. she got someone and i held the door for them. she then fell over all herself trying to be nice. biatch...you have seen the last of me.

FTLOG...that's all I have to say.

You know you need a wee bit more coffee when you swear you just saw a thread entitled "Puppies Still Need IPhones".

Calm, peace, patience. Repetez. Calm, peace, patience. Calm, peace, patience.

How many times do I have to recite this?

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I find myself having to sit on my fingers too often when certain scumb post. :angry:


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Why is it that when I go on a diet everyone always tries to feed me junk food? I'm not skinny so I don't look like I'm going to starve to death anytime soon.

Calm, peace, patience. Repetez. Calm, peace, patience. Calm, peace, patience.

How many times do I have to recite this?

Paid Off!

Are the tourists IQ's directly proportional to the rental rates?

Are the tourists IQ's directly proportional to the rental rates?

I thinks that's their hope. Are there good deals right now?

For some reason, I am up early. Sweet Pea hasn't stirred, but p***y has already been fed and then had to go potty. I accidently shut the door on his back foot or tail. He let me know how angry he was.....he screamed at me and it's just too early for that kinda' noise. I am not accustomed to this hour. Bless his heart.

went to return a chair I had out on approval today at an antique type place. walked in to tell them I had arrived, luckily between rain storms. the old biddie said....you expect us to carry the chair in? i said, well, yes, y'all put it in to my car on friday. she then says it was not possible, that everyone has back problems. hmmm, i said and she said i am sorry if i sounded rude, but we aren't supposed to move furniture. i said, well, you DID sound rude and I have a chair that needs to get out of my car. she got someone and i held the door for them. she then fell over all herself trying to be nice. biatch...you have seen the last of me.

How come they did not have back problems on Friday when they were trying to selling it to you?!

Sorry, this also reminded me of a friend who bought an office chair and it was not in and delivered when promised....so they sent him a loaner chair in the mean time....he confessed he sat in it naked at his desk...then it was returned when said new chair came in. Beware of antique and loaner desk chairs. I'm just saying.

You know you need a wee bit more coffee when you swear you just saw a thread entitled "Puppies Still Need IPhones".

Welcome to my world.

I thinks that's their hope. Are there good deals right now?

For some reason, I am up early. Sweet Pea hasn't stirred, but p***y has already been fed and then had to go potty. I accidently shut the door on his back foot or tail. He let me know how angry he was.....he screamed at me and it's just too early for that kinda' noise. I am not accustomed to this hour. Bless his heart.

Isn't that the truth? This time of morning is meant for coffee and quiet.

This is one of those mornings when I really wish I liked coffee. Or meth.

This is one of those mornings when I really wish I liked coffee. Or meth.

...don't go there!

p***y and I have made up, but every once in a while, he gives me the evil eye. Whatever.

Make up with kitty

I have a few cats. Oh let's face it they out number me! But bribery always works. All 11 loves tuna. ;-)

This is one of those mornings when I really wish I liked coffee. Or meth.

Too bad the neighbors moved out huh?