Not so innocent fun

Audie, Audie, Audie, you've taken all Waffle House waitresses, strippers, and out-of-work escorts. What's a guy to do?

Hey Hop, what's that big yellow bus compensating for?

Audie, Audie, Audie, you've taken all Waffle House waitresses, strippers, and out-of-work escorts. What's a guy to do?

:idontno: :idontno: i have no clue what you are trying to say here......

I don't think there is enough money in the world to get ol' Doc the Hottie a date.

this what you're trying to convey?

this what you're trying to convey?

:floor: :floor: :floor: yes thank you. I have been sitting here trying to figure out where I messed up. Do you think this could be our new Doc?

How do you know this my dear?

Makes sense, it's a perfect job to meet women.

trolling for dates on a community message board seems kind of low. it would have been just as easy and less caustic to just introduce one's self, explain they are moving down here and hop into the pool. meeting everyone would have been a lot easier. and the handle of 'doc' would not be being shunned. i'm sure he'll be welcomed up in red bay though. just another troll looking for responses.

Hey Hop, what's that big yellow bus compensating for?

my really small ombs...don't let the door hit you...

my really small ombs...don't let the door hit you...

wasn't somebody working on getting you some bigger OMBs?:idontno: :rolling:

What does that have to do with Peeps?! 😱

Wrong DOC :cool: I was warning our "new" poster.

Why do you think I wear "rabbit ears"?

Interesting. I had read that sex with the male doctor was treatment for something, but I couldn't remember what.

Remind me not to have my prostate exam from SJ's doctor.

Doctors used to treat a lot of women for hysteria "manually". They invented the vibrator as a labor saving device!