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Doc avatar
Beach Comber
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Moving to Destin with too much money and time on my hands. Need a local young lady to help me spend both!

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NotnKansas avatar
Beach Lover
#152
the stuff that professional reseach is made of...

tool.


:lolabove:
audie avatar
fartblossom
#153
Good morning to everyone! You've been the subjects of an experiment! Unfortunately, the same general groups exist in SoWal as every where else. The morality police and the people that routinely take a couple of suggestive lines and extrapolate to the worst possible scenario are very dangerous. Ask yourself, what makes you think that I am a man? See, you were stereotyping men and yet you were the first to condemn me! Right? Where in any of my replies or thread did I offer money (or any compensation) for anything -- much less sex. Trained people (i. e. vice squads) recognize this instead of just running off at the mouth on a message board. You may live at the beach but you're no different really. Lighten up! Think before you speak!

i take great offense at this - i don't live at the beach....
Miss Kitty avatar
Meow
#154
i take great offense at this - i don't live at the beach....

i take great offense as well..."think before you speak"! :floor:
Allifunn avatar
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
#155
my really small ombs...don't let the door hit you...
:floor::floor::floor:I recall they were pretty long though....:rofl:

OK Doc. It takes a lot of BS on SOWAL to get me to make a comment, but you have now gone far enough down the scumbag path that you need to be called out.

Just because this thread is part of the SOWAL Lounge, it doesn't mean the folks here are looking for Lounge Lizards to stick around. Sure, the ladies will play along with your more than transparent insecurity, and the guys will even post to see if you are really are a sucker who wants to drop some real coin in real estate. In the long run, this site has proven to be supported by a group of really cool folks who are not interested in old guys looking for young girls or any other sleezy posts.

At some point they will abandon you, and will ask you to go away. For me, that time is now. Begone with you, DOC. I'm sure you can find a porn site or a gentleman's club that will satify your urges. Not here.

All the best. :banned: :banned:
Where have you been Cap?? I loved meeting your lovely bride!!!
Cheering472 avatar
SoWal Insider
#156
i take great offense as well..."think before you speak"! :floor:


That was pretty funny:floor: Like that's gonna happen here.
kathydwells avatar
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
#157
As Hannibal Lechter would say "quid pro quo"

I guess "something for something" should be implied as "nothing for nothing" according to you, since you were not "offering" anything.

Wench Committee- It took a few hours for me to run off the "pros" with their weak replies and paranoia that I was a cop. Now we're down to dune divas who know how to have a good time. I'm moving down from Buckhead next Thursday and intend to continue to have a good time. I know it will be different than Buckhead where it was extremely young women only interested in two things- drugs and money. I don't do drugs but I am very generous with the right person. Look forward to meeting the Committee- Stay in touch.
No thanks. :moon:

Audie, Audie, Audie, you've taken all Waffle House waitresses, strippers, and out-of-work escorts. What's a guy to do?

I guess we were not supposed to think you were a guy based on this comment, huh?

Have a nice life. I hope you find some more guinea pigs out there for your little experiment. Which by the way, I am sure was NOT the case. You just had to say that to make yourself feel better since no one jumped at the chance to take your "money" and your "time". Rejection is a tough pill to swallow isn't it?

:wave:
whiteyfunn avatar
SoWal Staff
#158
This thread is a :trainwreck:
Kurt avatar
Admin
#159
We might need to raise the registration age to 10. Doc is now trying to figure out how to change avatars. :lol:
kathydwells avatar
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
#160
We might need to raise the registration age to 10. Doc is now trying to figure out how to change avatars. :lol:

:funn:
audie avatar
fartblossom
#161
We might need to raise the registration age to 10. Doc is now trying to figure out how to change avatars. :lol:

hey - that's not funny - i had a terrible time changing mine the first time ! :nono1:
Jdarg avatar
SoWal Expert
#162
We seem to be attracting new weirdos every week. Why is that?

Think I will head to the beach!!😀
TripleB avatar
Beach Fanatic
#163
I guess "something for something" should be implied as "nothing for nothing" according to you, since you were not "offering" anything.


No thanks. :moon:



I guess we were not supposed to think you were a guy based on this comment, huh?

Have a nice life. I hope you find some more guinea pigs out there for your little experiment. Which by the way, I am sure was NOT the case. You just had to say that to make yourself feel better since no one jumped at the chance to take your "money" and your "time". Rejection is a tough pill to swallow isn't it?

:wave:
All I can say is that if any of you girls run across this guy in SoWal...for God's sake don't ask "What's up Doc?"!
kathydwells avatar
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
#164
All I can say is that if any of you girls run across this guy in SoWal...for God's sake don't ask "What's up Doc?"!

Honestly, I don't think we would have anything to worry about!!!!!!
scooterbug44 avatar
SoWal Expert
#165
We had him pegged via internet postings - I imagine the real life Doc could be spotted a mile away.
Ocean Lover avatar
bean
#166
We seem to be attracting new weirdos every week. Why is that?

Think I will head to the beach!!😀

sowal.com publicity + more people logging in= more weirdos
Franny avatar
Beach Fanatic
#167
How young?!? :idontno:

He$$, how old?????:floor:
kathydwells avatar
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
#168
He$$, how old?????:floor:

You got the right idea there franny!!!!!! :funn:
Franny avatar
Beach Fanatic
#169
You got the right idea there franny!!!!!! :funn:

Maybe I should have read this entire thread before posting........Hopefully "it" is long gone!!😀
TripleB avatar
Beach Fanatic
#170
I think we need to cut Doc some slack. Remember, Doc is one of the seven dwarfs, so its in his nature. You know how the song goes...."Hi ho...Hi ho..."

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