1. Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8. Whatever : Is a women's way of saying you're an idiot!
9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.
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SoWal Expert
My words aren't on that list.:wave:
Darlene is my middle name, not my nicknameAuthor
My words aren't on that list.:wave:
Mine either. I cleaned it up a bit. 😀 :wave:
Beach Fanatic
:lol: Those are really good. Yep, mine is on there. FINE. Use it all the time and doesn't work worth a damn. Maybe you and jdarg need to PM me the words you use.😀
SoWal Insider
I use some of these and about 4 or 5 others that must have been censored.
Meow
:lol: Those are really good. Yep, mine is on there. FINE. Use it all the time and doesn't work worth a damn. Maybe you and jdarg need to PM me the words you use.😀
:lolabove: ...be careful what you ask for!
hmmmm......can't remember
This reminds me of something that Paul Harvey once said.
He said that in an earlier broadcast, he pointed out that two positives will never make a negative.
One listener (I'm sure she was female) wrote, "Yeah, right." 😀
He said that in an earlier broadcast, he pointed out that two positives will never make a negative.
One listener (I'm sure she was female) wrote, "Yeah, right." 😀
Beach Fanatic
:wave: Mornin' Ya'll, So glad to know I am not the only one who speaks this language. 😀 :cuss:
SoWal Insider
:lol: Those are really good. Yep, mine is on there. FINE. Use it all the time and doesn't work worth a damn. Maybe you and jdarg need to PM me the words you use.😀
Make sure you are executing the follow-up eye roll and placing your hand on your hip, in conjunction with FINE. :funn:
fartblossom
if you guys knew some of the words that have rolled off my tongue, your eyeballs would catch on fire...
Beach Fanatic
oh audie :wub: :floor: :floor: :floor:
SoWal Insider
Make sure you are executing the follow-up eye roll and placing your hand on your hip, in conjunction with FINE. :funn:
:floor: Don't forget the loud sigh too.
Beach Fanatic
Two things I learned a LONG time ago to keep me out of trouble.
1. Yes, dear:roll:
2. You sure are cute!:blush:
1. Yes, dear:roll:
2. You sure are cute!:blush:
Meow
if you guys knew some of the words that have rolled off my tongue, your eyeballs would catch on fire...
I have used these with love and now you know who shares them with me.... 😀 :wave:
Bite Me
STFU
Eat sheet and die.
Hey, Mr. Magoo!
Beach Fanatic
I have used these with love and now you know who shares them with me.... 😀 :wave:What about eat poop and expire. That is a clean version.
Bite Me
STFU
Eat sheet and die.
Hey, Mr. Magoo!
We are usually ok unless there are expletives before or after the sighs and fines and others.
Beach Fanatic
:lolabove: ...be careful what you ask for!
Can't think of 2 better teachers.
Make sure you are executing the follow-up eye roll and placing your hand on your hip, in conjunction with FINE. :funn:
Somehow I see myself already doing this. :lol:
:floor: Don't forget the loud sigh too.
I love the loud sigh, it goes with all of the above.
Darlene is my middle name, not my nicknameAuthor
I have used these with love and now you know who shares them with me.... 😀 :wave:
Bite Me
STFU
Eat sheet and die.
Hey, Mr. Magoo!
That pretty much covers it. 😀
Darlene is my middle name, not my nicknameAuthor
Can't think of 2 better teachers.
Stick with me gullfriend.....I have learned alot in 17 years of confinement. OH, did I just say that? I really mean't to say wedded bliss. ;-)
fartblossom
Stick with me gullfriend.....I have learned alot in 17 years of confinement. OH, did I just say that? I really mean't to say wedded bliss. ;-)
i have found that normal words sometimes won't describe my aggravation i experience in my confinement. i have taken to making them up or stringing bunches of them together to be more effective. :shock:
SoWal Insider
:floor: "CONFINEMENT":funn: another word for commitment?:idontno:
Love this!
Miss Kitty: I also use those frequently😀
Love this!
Miss Kitty: I also use those frequently😀
Meow
:floor: "CONFINEMENT":funn: another word for commitment?:idontno:
Love this!
Miss Kitty: I also use those frequently😀
:wave: ...I prefer Wedded Hiss to confinement!
hmmmm......can't remember
y'all give me so much peace about being single...
picky
I am the Queen of Five Minutes!! Merman says "time is relative" takes on a new meaning when it's in my hands. :lol:
fartblossom
I am the Queen of Five Minutes!! Merman says "time is relative" takes on a new meaning when it's in my hands. :lol:
same for my mom. if you want her somewhere by 3 you gotta tell her 2 and hope she gets there by 5.
picky
same for my mom. if you want her somewhere by 3 you gotta tell her 2 and hope she gets there by 5.
It is well-known that the only thing I will be on time for is my funeral, and that's only because someone else will be bringing me. 😀
Beach Fanatic
Two things I learned a LONG time ago to keep me out of trouble.
1. Yes, dear:roll:
2. You sure are cute!:blush:
:welcome: Arkiehawg.....whatever :idontno: :roll: :wave: ;-)
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