Nine Words Women Use

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Jul 25, '07 · 7:38 AM1,111

1. Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8. Whatever : Is a women's way of saying you're an idiot!

9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

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Beach Fanatic

Jul 25, '07 · 11:55 AM#27

"CONFINEMENT":funn: another word for commitment?

Love this!

Miss Kitty: I also use those frequently

There is a reason it's called wedlock. ;-)

Beach Fanatic

Jul 25, '07 · 12:58 PM#28

Don't forget the oldie but goodie "Don't even think about it!!"

SoWal Guide

Jul 25, '07 · 5:30 PM#29

and don't forget about the good old "talk to the hand" technique.

Beach Fanatic

Jul 25, '07 · 7:21 PM#30

It took me a long time before I found out that 99.9% of men have no clue to the meaning of anything you say.....except, "not tonight honey I have a headache"....even then they may go to a different technique

I do not waste one moment of my breath any more to try and communicate....life is too short, I rather eat dessert! Let them think what they want;-) I just nod my head up and down and answer a lot of ah haaas. I've gotten pretty good at it....I can even rap the ah haaaas....yep he seems to get that rap stuff!!!! Probably because you can't understand it anyway. No pressure there for any man. Still gotta their sweet souls.